Coolest Way to Die

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by DJ Erock, Jun 12, 2004.

  1. RonVolk Registered Senior Member

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    1. With a fistfull of rhino brain after it impales you.
    2. After slitting your wrists so your comrades can eat your corpse and survive.
    3. After absorbing the blast of a grenade or other explosive device and saving other human lives.
    4. At 157 while having sex with a 19 year old model (female or male)
     
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  3. wankerhill Registered Member

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    what are all you guys fucking mad? thats all im seeing as i look at this...
     
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  5. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    Hehe, of course we are all mad. Me most of all

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  7. wankerhill Registered Member

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    Wow you guys are nuts!why would you want to die at all?i like living!

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  8. RonVolk Registered Senior Member

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    I don't want to die, I just want to figure out the coolest way to do it. Thats why I'm discussing this on an internet forum and not figuring out how to break into the Rhino cage at the Zoo.
     
  9. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    Who say anyone wants to die?
    Just writing down the coolest way to die doesn´t mean anyone is going to kill himself.


    Hey, another cool way:
    Suffocating while sticking your head into someone´s cunt.

    Or: Impaling yourself on a cross atop a church with a flag saying: Praise me, I am the new age messiah.

    Or: stuffing explosives up your ass and then detonate them.

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  10. Spyke Registered Senior Member

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    Coolest way to die would be to stand in the middle of Times Square in front of a huge crowd of people, go into a major rant telling people just what you thought about life, and as your speech builds to a crescendo at the end suddenly yell "and if I'm lying may GOD STRIKE ME DEAD!" and at that exact moment get zapped by a bolt of lightning.
     
  11. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Skinned and then stabbed through the heart by a Bronzed god with a scepter.
    Or have my insides slowly liquidated with acid and Reznor serenading me with no clothes on.
     
  12. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    I'm mad, you're mad, we're all mad here.

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    And if you're not mad, then you're fucking crazy.

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    We all die. There's no getting around that fact. In the immortal words of Monty Python, "Death is just a show! People laughing as you go! Remember that the last laugh is on you!"
     
  13. alain du hast mich Registered Senior Member

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    and, from the equally immortal words of the life of brian
    'always look on the bright side of death'
    i reckon there are a few different good ways to die
    1) most pleasurable - ie jumping ut of a plane, death from too much sex, ect
    2) most impressive - ie, ipaling yourself on a church, a vest full of c4 and blowing yourself up above a city (instant fireworks)
    3) helping society - ie dying in a war against an evil person
    4) taking as many people down as you can - speaks for itself
    5) most painless
    6) teaches you the most about you, drowning and falling out of a plane give you alot of time to consider life, the universe and everything
     
  14. CaptainCaper Registered Senior Member

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    1)Armored bulldozer rampage!

    2)Dress up like a mime and start doing a little skit in front of a bunch of kids. Then, pretend like you're going to mime a sneeze but instead you shoot yourself in the back of the head with a large caliber pistol so that a big sneeze of brain and blood showers all over the horrified children.
     
  15. greywolf The Hellbound Hellhound. AWOOO Registered Senior Member

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    riding and blowing up a giant meteor like in armegedon and jumping out of a plane is pretty cool to.
     
  16. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    getting buried alive with Pam Anderson.

    although the armored bulldozer rampage is pretty good, too.
     
  17. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    No!! What happened to Mr. Spock? The world won't be the same now.

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    Now people won't be able to refute your arguments with "silly Star Trek philosophy".

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    How about by opening a rift into de Sitter space at Fermilab causing a Type I supernova that is taken as a sign on some alien planet in a few millenia, leading wise men to the birth of a savior? Sounds kinda cool.

    I remember watching a Tales from the Dark Side like that. A space exploration ship finds a burned out supernova that would have blown at a time where the light reached earth at the critical time. Turns out that the system was inhabited by a very intelligent cultured species and they knew the supernova was coming and they knew why. So they let it happen. They made an ark that stored their culture for us to find later. Very profound.


    Edit: Riding a nuke to the ground like in Dr. Strangelove might be cool, too.
     
  18. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    I like Spidergoat´s new avatar, it looks so...well...like a spidergoat?

    Another cool way: Ride on a bomb that´s thrown out of an airplane, right onto the white house.

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  19. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Carnivore just kicked in. Agents should be at your home presently. Don't even think about running.
     
  20. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    No, doesn´t look that way

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    And if they come, they´ll get a bloody welcome.
     
  21. fadingCaptain are you a robot? Valued Senior Member

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    Heart failure would be pretty cool. Stomach cancer would be rad also.
     
  22. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    Stomach cancer? I think that would be a pretty painful but unspectacular death.
     
  23. genteel Registered Senior Member

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    A rich, real old age, and with my music cranked to the max.

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