Coolest Way to Die

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by DJ Erock, Jun 12, 2004.

  1. MoldyMushroom Registered Member

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    Go to church and at the very exact instant the priest places his hands on you in blessing of health or whatever they do, you croak.
     
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  3. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    you mean like getting winded? coz that sucks ass
     
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  5. Suicidalcarrot15 Registered Member

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    couldn't agree more... I am against suicide...

    Yes i am suicidal carrot15, but i have to explain. (suicide is bad for you, right? and Carrots are healthy, right? so you put them together and you have a yin, yang effect. ) I see you laughing at me. stoppit!!!! :bugeye:
     
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  7. certified psycho Beware of the Shockie Monkey Registered Senior Member

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    The coolest way to die for me is in a freak orgy accident.
     
  8. Nuttyfish Guest

    You could die like the bad guy in "True Lies". That was cool. Or get liquidised in a snow blower.
     
  9. Eluminate Registered Senior Member

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    best thing i figure is jump from a plane at 10 thousand feet or so and splat into the ground that way you dont feel a thing.
     
  10. Blue_UK Drifting Mind Valued Senior Member

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    I would strap explosives to my self, run into a mosque shouting "Allah Akbar!" - just to scare them. I'd detonate either in free fall or on top of a mountain.
     
  11. dribbler Banned Banned

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    upside down
     
  12. Aborted_Fetus Bored Registered Senior Member

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    coolest way to die...build a giant microwave, hop in, enjoy!
     
  13. Facial Valued Senior Member

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    Wow, what a great way to die!
     
  14. Starthane Xyzth returns occasionally... Valued Senior Member

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    I just jumped out of plane 2 days ago. Needless to say, I was on a static-line parachute drop! But no, I don't think it would be a cool way to die. It would be terrifying; jumping with a parachute is scary enough. Plus, you'd probably have a heart attack before hitting the ground.
     
  15. Closet Philosopher Off to Laurentian University Registered Senior Member

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    Says the person who thinks homosexuality is a disease.
     
  16. Nuttyfish Guest

    You could drink from the Dead Sea until the salt burns your heart out?
     
  17. rainbow__princess_4 The Ashtray Girl Registered Senior Member

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    OK, fly to America and buy a New York apartment. Go to one of those shifty meatworks they have in New York according to Law & Order. Hide a video camera in the wall of the meatworks, pointed at and filming the machinery. Leave notes in your apartment which point the media all over town and eventually to the location of the camera. Jump into the meat-mincer. Sit in heaven and watch 300 million Americans look down at their bolognaise and throw-up similtaneously.
     
  18. AquaZombie Registered Member

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    No no.. the coolest way to die would be to dress up as spider-man, climb to the top of a very tall building with 2 cans of silly string, then jump off spraying the silly string as you fell.
     
  19. BenTheMan Dr. of Physics, Prof. of Love Valued Senior Member

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    For me... give me

    Death by Snoo Snoo.

    Either that, or in a knife fight in Tiajuana.
     
  20. orcot Valued Senior Member

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    pissing on a electric wire... no wait!
     
  21. LeeDa Danger! Read with caution. Registered Senior Member

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    How about being betrayed by someone who was your disciple and then being taking captive and getting dressed up in robes and mock worshipped and then having your beard pulled out and being repeatedly punched in the face and then getting whipped on the back and then having to carry a giant cross while your really fucked up which there going to use to crucify you to a hill and then being nailed to that cross by the hands and feet and slowly dying and once you've died all the sins of mankind are forgiven and you get worshipped by millions of people and actually that never happened at all you just authored the story and you actually died of old age in your sleep.
     
  22. BenTheMan Dr. of Physics, Prof. of Love Valued Senior Member

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    Nah...That's been done already.
     
  23. LeeDa Danger! Read with caution. Registered Senior Member

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    Experiencing a plane crashing into a building just below the floor you were on(imagine what that would feel like) and then having to jump to your death in front of millions of people with flames rushing out the hole you jumped from just as you jump. Then to be known as a hero or something.
     

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