Granted. Dumbbells 25 tonnes each, barbell 4 km long. I wish I could get a good night's sleep so as to be awake at 06:30 tomorrow for my pilgrimage to see god.
Nyah Nyah! I don't wear pants to sleep. Oops, TMI! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Granted. The "something" you got was the (excess) information in my previous post. I wish more people were as witty as me.
That's not possible, so instead you've become less witty, and now you're as witty as everyone else. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I wish the hammock in the backyard would get fixed...
So what if you don't wear pants? You can still shit yourself and make a mess of your bed Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! No one corrupted my wish. Motherfuckers.
Pfft, you specifically wrote "pants". Granted. He shuts up. And after an hour you realise that you've gone deaf while he's still talking. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
That's okay. Your hammock gets fixed, but you get drunk and vomit in it. I wish I had super-thick obliques a la Cyborg Santos.
Sorry, I don't drink. And even if I did, it wouldn't be to get drunk. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
You get super thick obliques, but unfortunately you get mugged by the same guy repeatedly because you can never turn around fast enough to identify him. I want a fish which never defecates, urinates, or looks at me.
Granted. The fish doesn't defecate, urinate, or look at you, but it does vomit. At least once a day. I wish to not have a rage problem...
Granted. It flashes from one window to another super fast and you have a seizure. I wish for some cookies.