does god have sex?

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  1. yinyinwang Registered Senior Member

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    does god have sex?

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    and with whom?

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  3. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Since there is no God then why ask?
     
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  5. Closet Philosopher Off to Laurentian University Registered Senior Member

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    He fucks people over every day.
     
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  7. John Connellan Valued Senior Member

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    Sometimes I do.
     
  8. talk2farley Registered Senior Member

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    LOL. (If only I had wits....

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  9. rainbow__princess_4 The Ashtray Girl Registered Senior Member

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  10. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    Which god?....Zeus fucked left and right...his woman knew too but he didn't care. He did in broad daylight.
     
  11. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    with mary of course, thats what the bible says
     
  12. OverTheStars Registered Senior Member

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    vslayer-with mary of course, thats what the bible says

    Orrr, he artificially inseminated her.

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    just a thought!

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  13. Kunax Sciforums:Reality not required Registered Senior Member

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    god is a wanker...
     
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    too short
     
  15. yinyinwang Registered Senior Member

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    how do you know that?
     
  16. Roman Banned Banned

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    God masturbates. He's learned his lesson; last time he had an affair with a woman, they're talking about it 2000 years later.
     
  17. yinyinwang Registered Senior Member

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    what is on god's mind wanking?
     
  18. yinyinwang Registered Senior Member

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    what a bad god.
     
  19. Kunax Sciforums:Reality not required Registered Senior Member

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    Yes thats pretty much it. It also explains why it rains

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    , and how else would a omnipotent god manage to make a world like this, unless the world is only like a game of "sim city" and we are in the begning(sp?) of the "Burn it all" stage

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    Good thing i dont belive in a god, so when it rains on me its only rain.
     
  20. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    You are so uneducated. When it rains little angels in the clouds are pissing down.
     
  21. Baal Zebul Somewhat Registered User Registered Senior Member

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    if god has sex?

    well, just go to church and ask him/her/it.
     
  22. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Aren't priests married to god?
     
  23. Kunax Sciforums:Reality not required Registered Senior Member

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    angels are so immature peeing on people, next time it rains im going to pee right back. Anyway since you are so educated spurious i have some questions then:

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    1. if i dont belive in god, does his angels still pee on me?
    2. if i do belive in god, why does his angels pee on me?
    3. if im an atiest why does the angels not leave me alone
    4. is thunder god farting
    5. if i fancy old mytology, do the gods of old pee on me?
    6. whats this facination with pee
     

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