Donald J Turnip, my part in his downfall

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  1. arfa brane call me arf Valued Senior Member

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    Insert favourite turnip joke here:

    (sorry, this is in fact an attempt to channel Spike Milligan, god knows we could use a bit of humour)
     
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  3. arfa brane call me arf Valued Senior Member

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    Why did the turnip roll down the hill? It wanted to be freewheeling and unorthodox. Everybody laughed. Good one, turnip.
     
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  5. arfa brane call me arf Valued Senior Member

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    What did the Turnip say when asked about bumping into the Constitution while rolling, unorthodoxly and bigly controversial, down the hill?
    Nothing; turnips tend to suffer from prolonged vegetative states . . .
    "Only I can do it"; turnips never back down . . .

    Why did the Turnip color itself orange? It was expressing a long-held, secret desire to become a Carrot. Not just any Carrot, the most carroty Carrot ever, believe me.
     
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  7. arfa brane call me arf Valued Senior Member

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    What does the Turnip do when it gets upset? It opens up a can of wheatgrass.
     

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