Don't the Gay Ducks Know They're Going to Hell?

It's a joke about female oral sex. It's the only thing that tastes vaguely like it.

Maybe.

I can do that! However, I quit caffeine a few days ago and I've lost considerable weight.

 

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Quitting caffeine won't make you lose weight though.. what did you drink that contained caffeine?

 

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Diet soda. Makes you retain water. Trust me. I'm way less puffy.

 

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But caffeine accelerates your metabolism. I think its in some diet pills.

 

Ducks are very religious.
That's why they are always squabbling.

 

Yup, I can.

Too much at once, though, makes my lower intestines go all spasmy for some reason.

 

It is, but trust me. Water weight came off. AND STOP RUINING THE DUCK THREAD!

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YOU ALSO STOP!

Okay, it was a little funny.

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Duck thread ? I thought this was a gay thread

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Are you sure it was the caffeine ? Did you also stop eating something else, potato chips perhaps.. ?

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Too much caffeine does seem to make me thinner.

I'm down to being 15.8% fat. I used to be 17.3%. I think it's several cans of red bull per day...

 

Positive, ace.

*kicks Enmos as hard as she can in the shin*

Maybe it was the artificial sweeteners?

 

I didn't feel a thing

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Perhaps, but I kind of doubt it.

 

Maybe hanging out with you is just making me more slim and beautiful.

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Oprah says I'm right, you dork.

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http://www.oprah.com/article/omagazine/200902_omag_katz_diet_drinks

I've made no other changes.

I'll put up an ass picture as proof or something.

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Oprah can kiss my ass..

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Perhaps the stress of dealing with me has made you slimmer.. stress can do that

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Yes, this is probably true.

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Actually, I'm willing to consider maybe stress affected my weight.

 

It could be the Coca cola though, but you would've had to drink a massive amount a day for quitting it to have such a swift and noticeable effect.
In any case, dropping weight that fast is remarkable.

 

Maybe I have a parasite.

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I drank maybe three cups a day?

 

Coffee ?

 

Diet soda.

 

You drink it in cups ? That's just wrong! lol

 

In 8 oz. servings, anyway.

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We call that a cup here.