Epic Joke

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Quigly, Oct 7, 2008.

  1. Quigly ......................... ..... Registered Senior Member

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    That I just made up...

    Whats the worst part about having a drunk skeleton as a friend???

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    He Can Never Hold His Liquor


    That is Epic...admit it!
     
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  3. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    epiman, stop fucking up threads, you know you could just post 'moo'.
     
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  5. Quigly ......................... ..... Registered Senior Member

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    I sense a bit of jealousy, but its all good. Its a nice lead in for picking up chicks. try it. I told this girl today and she is like, why are your friends with a drunk skeleton.
     
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  7. alexb123 The Amish web page is fast! Valued Senior Member

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    If you hurry you might get that joke added to this years Christmas crackers.
     
  8. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    How does a French girl hold her liquor?

    By the ears.

    O.K it's not original, sorry.

    Why did the skeleton need a drink anyway?

    He was bone dry.
     
  9. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    And the bastard always wins the skulling contests.
     
  10. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    And he's always off his face...or..his face is off him..I can never tell.
     
  11. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    BTW, I think he's gay..often seen in the closet.
     
  12. Quigly ......................... ..... Registered Senior Member

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    wow...hahaha

    Skeleton walks into a bar orders a beer and a mop...
     
  13. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Quigly walks into a bar with his skeleton buddy, " I'll have a beer and one for my mate"
    Barman " He looks familiar, is he famous?"
    "No, he's nobody really"
     
  14. Steve100 O͓͍̯̬̯̙͈̟̥̳̩͒̆̿ͬ̑̀̓̿͋ͬ ̙̳ͅ ̫̪̳͔O Valued Senior Member

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    Very poor.
     
  15. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    THAT's epic!!! Sorry Quigly, this is funnier.
     
  16. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Skeleton walks into a bar, "I'll have a beer and one for my darlin' Orly"
    Barman.." Do you need a mop with that?"
    Skeleton-" No thanks, the girl is a well known sponge"
    barman-"So who's paying?"
    Skeleton-," Like I said the girl is a well known sponge, I'll get it"
     
  17. CarpetDiem Burnin' hours, season days Registered Senior Member

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    Not to mention he's always jumping someone's bones

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  18. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Except when he's bone tired.
     
  19. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel around his crotch.

    The bartender says "Hey man, you've got a steering wheel around your crotch"

    The Pirate replyed "Arrrggg...it's driving me nuts!"
     
  20. tim840 Registered Senior Member

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    that joke is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  21. tim840 Registered Senior Member

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    most epic joke ever:

    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?






    A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST!
     
  22. tim840 Registered Senior Member

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    also:

    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?






    A stick
     
  23. chris4355 Registered Senior Member

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    i got an epic fail joak...


    Which mainstream heavy metal band does not like to sleep???11!!11!!










    slipknot (get it?... sleep-not)
     

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