That I just made up... Whats the worst part about having a drunk skeleton as a friend??? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He Can Never Hold His Liquor That is Epic...admit it!
I sense a bit of jealousy, but its all good. Its a nice lead in for picking up chicks. try it. I told this girl today and she is like, why are your friends with a drunk skeleton.
How does a French girl hold her liquor? By the ears. O.K it's not original, sorry. Why did the skeleton need a drink anyway? He was bone dry.
Quigly walks into a bar with his skeleton buddy, " I'll have a beer and one for my mate" Barman " He looks familiar, is he famous?" "No, he's nobody really"
Skeleton walks into a bar, "I'll have a beer and one for my darlin' Orly" Barman.." Do you need a mop with that?" Skeleton-" No thanks, the girl is a well known sponge" barman-"So who's paying?" Skeleton-," Like I said the girl is a well known sponge, I'll get it"
Not to mention he's always jumping someone's bones Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel around his crotch. The bartender says "Hey man, you've got a steering wheel around your crotch" The Pirate replyed "Arrrggg...it's driving me nuts!"
i got an epic fail joak... Which mainstream heavy metal band does not like to sleep???11!!11!! slipknot (get it?... sleep-not)