I was at applebees last night and this female waitress was talking to a college student and said the BEST PICKUP LINE EVER She said, "Hey man do you like Whales?" He replied, umm, i don't know. She replies "You want to see a humpback at my apartment?" Epic...that is epic!
Best pickup line ever: Guy: How much does a Polar bear weigh? Girl: Umm. I don't know. Guy: Enough to break the ice, Hi my name's Skaught!
Those all fail. Massively. Here's a joke for ya: A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside. He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud. "Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home." The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep. "You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said. "Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?" "You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
