Ever Wonder?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by *stRgrL*, Jul 20, 2002.

  1. *stRgrL* Kicks ass Valued Senior Member

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    EVER WONDER ~~~~

    Some of these might be dupes from the last one I posted a few months ago. But there still funny

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    Enjoy

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  3. %BlueSoulRobot% Copyright! Copyright!! Registered Senior Member

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    Yo, those are so cool! To tell you the truth, I really never thought about these things (or they never actually popped up). But one of them I do know:
    They have a bunch of dogs, and they place bowls of the new food in front of their faces. If they eat it and don't horribly mutate within the next 48 hours, the scientists slap a "New and Improved" label on the dog food and ship it off immediately. Something like that, hehe

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  5. *stRgrL* Kicks ass Valued Senior Member

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    Neato

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    Actually, I have another thread somewhere in here, it has more of these "ever wonders"... its pretty cool, you should check it out

    Take care

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  7. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    This one I can answer. Because he is broker than you are...
     
  8. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
    is it heavy?

    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
    hour?
    hmmm. maybe because thats wen everybody's in a rush.

    When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
    i saw dave letterman a few years ago, and the guest was a proffesional dog food taster. it was completely serious. the guy was in a suit. they opened a can of dog food, and he ate it.

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
    to prevent disease and infection. duh!

    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
    stucktogetherments!

    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
    progress?
    aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!hoohoohoohoohoohoohahahahahahaha!
     
  9. relleumsirhc Banned Banned

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    hahah thats a pretty interesting thread, but i CAN answer one of those....
    -beacause there isnt Tide in the rain.
     
  10. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    ...or maybe it doesn't rain enough...

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  11. *stRgrL* Kicks ass Valued Senior Member

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    Ummm... okay....
     
  12. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    "Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?"
    This is what my cats wants to know. They've had a bad hunting season.
     
  13. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    Congrads on a year at sciforums, Bebelina! May they continue...

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    and a belated congrads to you, *stRgrL*...

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    also one to Banshee, who will her year soon, too

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  14. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    Oh, thanks!

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    I didn't realize it was today, but I saw it on my profile now.

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  15. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    We're not supposed to know and we're not allowed to ask

    It's a woman thing

    The Psychic would have to share their winnings with every other Psychic

    Abbr.

    They haven't mastered the 'Don't let the patient die' bit yet

    It's MicroSoft, Nuff said

    Lemon Juice doesn't make my hands soft

    Thats why you shouldn't trust them

    When you flip off other drivers, thats what you get

    Why isn't there cat-flavoured mouse food?

    I do

    Like everyone else, he couldn't find the buggers

    Only in America

    They claim that they shave them

    They want their independance

    They'd have to paint the plane orange

    shut up, we know this. we don't want to hurt their feelings

    Wearing condoms does not enable you to perform well

    I hope this answers all of your questions
     
  16. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    Do you have a dog whos food habits you are deeply concerned about or do you work for a dog food company that pays you, or do you just like to test the taste of dog food?
     
  17. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    Theres always one. The question asks 'Who tests the dog food'. i said 'I do'. End of Story
     
  18. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    Ahhh, you mean that wasn't hash in the refriderator? Gee, I didn't know...

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  19. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    It's MicroSoft, Nuff said


    lol. funny.

    No. 1 oxymoron:
    Microsoft Works

    ok answer me this:
    what the hell do meteorologists have 2 do with meteors?

    does goodyear also manufacture blimps?
     
  20. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    They are so stupid that we hope they get hit by one

    Have you seen the size of their tyres?
     
  21. %BlueSoulRobot% Copyright! Copyright!! Registered Senior Member

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    "You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."

    (just another one of thingy that I remembered while reading this thread

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    "If your nose runs and your feet smell, then aren't you built upside down?"

    And I'll try to find the other thread

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    Why isn't "phonetics" spelt phonetically? hehe
     
  22. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish...
     
  23. relleumsirhc Banned Banned

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    Oh yes you can.......

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