Finish my Sentence

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  1. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    ..in his most fragile voice " In a tub filled with babies".
     
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  3. Possumking I think, I am? Registered Senior Member

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    ..and coconuts.
     
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  5. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    and Mr Wiggly, so to no one's surprise Jacko.....
     
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  7. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    .. eating Sly whole, right in front of the entire moon of Ganymede, in her magesty. Zion, hearing the news...
     
  8. ArpusDogma Mere Sinndoor Registered Senior Member

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    That All of My Love could not be found soo.... .
     
  9. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    a letter was sent to the high priestess informing her that some son of a bitch just......
     
  10. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    ...stole the cookies from the cookie jar. She went into a hysterical state....
     
  11. ArpusDogma Mere Sinndoor Registered Senior Member

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    When instead all they had to do was get themselves a ticket, pick a technique, and weapon, that is if they want one for...
     
  12. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

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    ...the big unicycle joust tourney down by the park. Meanwhile...
     
  13. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    Jacko's elephantiasis had reached his genitals, placing his oversized nuts in a wheelbarrow he proceeded to walk towards the little boy's room whereupon he.....
     
  14. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    ..started to remember all those flashy city nights, with neon. Yes it was the neon that...it was the neon...
     
  15. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    ... he remembered "huffing" the neon... or was it the freon...
    The world became 6 dimensional, and flatland lay far behind as the cogs started shedding their teeth...
     
  16. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    .. into dust. Then Jacko remembered a life that he had never lived. It was Sylvia Browne's life. He now knew that arsenic was the cure for his wretched disease. Upon this discovery, a comet hit Ganymede,...
     
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    who looked stunned for a minute, then picked it up and, gathering all his strength, hoofed it across the road into the garden of number 43. Mr. Treacle busied himself with daffodils, blissfully unaware that...
     
  18. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    ...Jacko was lurking in the shadows with arsenic waiting to..
     
  19. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    murder Mr. Treacle's wife, who he wrongly presumed was responsible for poisoning his dog last summer when that business with the car-parking rights got out of hand. Studiously ignoring Jacko and all his babbling about "Ganymede" and "6-dimensional flatlands", Mr. Treacle put down his trowel and...
     
  20. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    ...went to sleep. Jacko murdered everyone in the Treacle household, and passed out from having too much neon in his system. When he awoke, he realized that Bubbles, Sly, the Treacles, and Ganymede never existed, and that his real name was...
     
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    Mr. Treacle, who awoke, musing upon the strangest dream. "Put the dinner on, Mrs. Treacle - I'll be right in, the sun's getting to me!" Mr. Treacle shouted to his wife. "Ooh, 'ang on, I'll just give these borders a trim," Mr. Treacle muttered, completely oblivious to the fact that his 'wife' was in fact...
     
  22. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    ex-army, a former marine who was once belonged to the infamous Black Death Squadron and who in reality was Ben Dover, an American transvestite masquerading as Mrs. Treacle in an effort to .....
     
  23. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    ...infiltrate ordinary everyday British society and somehow thereby gain access to the "neon-freon-mondo-beyondo-6-dimensional-specially-modified-enigma-code-translator", which - it was alleged - could actually...
     
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