Finish my Sentence

...it was burned down. A car had crashed into it and there wer flames rapidly spreading out.....

 

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...and in, the flames began to flicker as a nearby nano-blackhole distorted time and blended different forms of reality, the flames had dissapeared to become water that gushed out of the consulate building. Meanwhile the car that once crashed changed into a millions of butterflies that rose up in the sky until they hit the ceiling made of mirrows that reflected the cars beneath it, one of these cars was were the man and his wife arrived to a consulate ...

 

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but of course that was complete and utter bollocks, a pigment of Electronic Child Molestor Man's imagination. He sat on the terrace of a cafe in the Mediterranean, smoking a cigar and looking at the sea. A group of...

 

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..pidgeons feeding, suddenly got scared and flew toward him. His cigar fell and light a piece of trash lying on the floor. It blew in the wind and flew into the offices of the Internal Justice People, and set fire to the guillotine. The flames grew larger, but.....

 

fire quikly faded out as the atmosphere had barely any oxygen. Suddenly and smoothly a huge mile radius rock with chaotic surface has descended silently towards the waves and froze hanging 10 meters above the surface. The seagulls have dissapeared inside the rock and changed into diamonds that shined within the rock. Meanwhile...

 

an orchestra played Beethoven's 5th as the U.S. Marine Corps initiated an amphibious landing on .....

 

...Queen Latifa. But things were going tough, and they struggled to overcome the obsticles, many brave men lost thier lives. But all was not in vain, as...

 

the Bahamian Army, fresh from victory over Anna Nicole, were more than willing to join in the fray, their first course of action was to.............

 

plug themselves into the matrix and do some kung fu fighting. Afterwards they had a big orgy because the matrix is all about safe sex. totally satisfied and worn they...

 

noticed that the condoms broke, in hysteria they...

 

began fighting again. As the matrix shut itself down...

 

one of the Bahamians got his mangina trapped in one of the main superconductor pipes. In terror he...

 

pressed on the improbability drive button...

 

which launched them into a coffeeshop in amersterdam where they ordered space cake and some high grade joints. They ate and smoked and concluded that...

 

...Brazillian JuJitsu is in fact overrated. Tripping on the cake,....

 

they went looking for buried treasure, the trouble with that was they started digging in .......

 

...ground, and digging, and digging...and digging....until they were on the other side of the planet only to start digging again in...

 

....a big pile of stinking manure. They asked the chinaman standing next to the manure pile what kind of manure it was. 'panda manure of course', he said in Queens english. Panda manure was the best body lotion in the world so they started rubbing themselves all over with the manure. 'haha...funny white people, i make joke. it is diarrhea pile from local hospital. haha', said the chinaman now in broken english. They ran for a nearby pool. 'haha', said the chinaman, 'that is piss from hospital'. They....

 

then run towards an ocean, but while they were running time seemed to be slowed down and wind of eternity caught on everything they had on their bodies...the wind of neutrinos carried all the dirt, their bags, their glasses, and clothes with it, they ...

 

were naked running through the streets of Beijing. All the chinese people turned towards them and laughed. Their genitalia had shrunken because of the cold weather. They could hear the chinamen chant 'little knob..little knob'. Highly embarrassed they...