Finish my Sentence

roaches and spiders and snakes, oh my!

 

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Oh my indeed! considering that those were her pets anyway, she couldn't figure out how that got free from the evil..................

 

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Genie in the big blue bottle of ....

 

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scope mouth wash that really was full of........

 

green gatorade mixed with...

 

unspekable horrors from the watersports party the night before last

 

time i washed my mouth. I thought "oh how fucking gross" and

 

died.

 

Or at least it felt like it. Then, I felt really weird...

 

you know, like when you die but you didn't really die? Right, well, that wasn't shit compared to when

 

I felt like I was living, but found out I was dead instead, you know, like when....

 

ice cream melts off the cone and

 

you're dead but think you're alive but you're actually alive and you think, fuck what's going on? And then you take a sip of the golden nectar and the cycle begins once again and you think, oh for fuck's sake... time... time... let's not get into that shit again. You know, when you feel like that and then you realise that being dead ain't that hot so might as well be alive and just think that you're dead from time to time, even if you're not and, well...

 

I just wish my goddamn ice cream would stop melting off my freakin cone. Stupid thermal differentials piss me off, especially when

 

they fucking make me laugh till my head hurts, or

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until I, completley dissolved by them (Was that me or the ice cream? Anyway, I scream.) decide that it

 

would be in my best interest to start licking that cone as fast as I humanly can or else it's gonna fricking drip all over my....

 

..nob as im having a piss in the park on a hot summers day, but wait someones watching me, theyr about to......

 

sit down and read a book and.....

 

they SCREAM.............