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the omega epsilon culture on the sectors had grown to a...

 

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....largely insignificant varation. Lost in the mists of time this was quickly forgotten, and therefore modern-day humans were unaware of it. But one day man was born with a strange birthmark, that indicated that....

 

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...he was descended from the god Ptah, causing him to be sacrificed by the priests of Ra. The resulting riots led...

 

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...to the destruction of the Pyramids at Giza. However when they gazed upon the ruins, they saw an artifact that revealed the true purpose of thier contruction, it was a gateway to....

 

a newly constructed shopping mall, called 'Heaven on Earth'. They ran towards it...

 

....with flame torches and axes, for they knew the curse of capitalism must be broken and an everlasting era of pure non-materialism was the only hope for humanity. But Starbucks had just opened and the Mocha Mint-a-la-Choc was just too tempting. So the end of the human race was inevitable, except for....

 

the introduction of goats. It wasn't evident from the outset but that particular enterprise was set to change the world

 

.....once and for all. The leader of the goats, Monsieur Bleeech, rose up and muttered...

 

"we goats wil breed with the humans, and teachy them our way of..."

 

..."ruminating and cud-chewing". This set the stage for the goat-human-hybrid empire known as...

 

...Sciforums, really...

 

known as the Cult of Rama Nanny, a brash organization that promoted the use of .......

 

..... diapers. Meanwhile in another multiverse, several ...

 

midgets were engaged in a midget throwing contest. A blue-eyed red-headed midget was thrown the furthest. He landed in timboektoe. After the initial shock of the concussion he had sustained he was rather happy with where he landed. That is untill his skin started turning red from the subtropical sun. Blistered and burned, the red blue-eyed red-headed midget with a concussion, ... ...

 

.....had a revelation. Or was he trippin'? No, it was a revelation - he realised the Truth, the Answer, it was all so clear now. Unforunatle before he could tell anyone a midget fell on his head from above and killed him. His wife midget however....

 

...became the queen of the midgets. She ruled with an Iron fist, and trained the midgets in the martial arts Hou Quan and Capoeira and raised an army. Her arrmy first confronted the Cult of Rama Nanny in....

 

brussels, where she represented the EU for liechtenstein. There she fucked many politicians in order to...

 

....work her way up to Supreme Leader of Greater Europe. A new chapter was born, where Europe became a great monarchy, in submission to the new Queen. Citizens all over were forced to obey her every command. Thankfully the US were on hand to liberate the people. The smoking holes where cities once stood became a beacon of hope, as the survivors clutched thier burning flesh, as they praised God for dropping Nukes on them and freeing them. The reconstruction contracts were awarded to.....

 

only the midgets, who....

 

only build small houses, which led to an outrage in holland where people are very tall. The tall people rounded up all midgets and...