Finish my Sentence

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  1. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    the terrorist attacks on the twin castles of the World Arms Center in New Budapest city, which killed thousands of Magyars, Midgets, and the Chinese ambassador, who was visting on bussiness. The Chinese were outraged and declared war on New Hungary. The Magyars wouldn't e foolish enough to be lured to a pussy this time, the Chinese would have to...
     
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  3. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    hide inside a giant panda and offer it to a zoo in new budapest city. the zoo gladly accepted the offer and when night came. 3 chinese martial arts clowns jumped out of the arse of the giant panda and...
     
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  5. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    started trying to figure a way out of the damned cage. It seems their planned was flawed, however....
     
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  7. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    they fed the giant panda 20 cans of beans and tied it to the cage door. Then they lighted the panda which exploded blowing away the door. Freedom at last. They....
     
  8. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ....were burned terribly however, and as they ran around screaming in pain, a giant....
     
  9. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    Panda attacked them. Viciously molesting one, while....
     
  10. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ....pondering what to do next. But the clowns decided to head off and start a Chicken McNugget farm. They had the land, but they needed the......
     
  11. imaplanck. Banned Banned

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    .......cock chicken nuggets and the hen chicken nuggets, so they could produce chicken nugget chicks........so they went to the livestock sales and bid on 50 hens and 2 cocks, only problem was......
     
  12. RickyH Valued Senior Member

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    they had to pay in golden dablooms, they got from....
     
  13. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    collecting packets of cereal. They checked and found they only had 4 between them, so they decided to..
     
  14. geodesic "The truth shall make ye fret" Registered Senior Member

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    ...raid the ceral warehouse, in a vain attempt to obtain the desired doubloons. However, as they arrived...
     
  15. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    they were bundled into a van and sexually assaulted by a group of men who'd mistaken them for children. Realising their mistake, the men....
     
  16. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ....decided "what the hell" and carried on. Suddenly a law enforcement vehicle stopped the van, and a deadly firefight broke out between the criminals and the SWAT team. 12,456,567 civilians were caught in the cross-fire. But no-one was really counting, so the police simply.....
     
  17. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    went to the donut shop on the corner of the street and stuffed themselves. The waitress...
     
  18. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ....sneaked poison into one of the doughnuts. She watched gleefully as the cops took one at a time, slowly working their way toward the toxic sugared ring. Suddenly one of the other customer started choking, and she realised to her horror that.....
     
  19. RickyH Valued Senior Member

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    ...she had mixed the poison into all the doughnuts, and now it was...
     
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  20. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    too late to call back the delivery to the white house. At the white house...
     
  21. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    Condi was scraping her cooch as she had a yeast infection. Unfortunately, she'd forgotten to lock the door....
     
  22. draqon Banned Banned

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    behind which stood a pizza delivery boy with large eyes, all silent and frozen to the door handle as the cyanide has made it through the bloodstream just in time...
     
  23. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ...to declare a War on Donuts. The B52 bombers were scrambled, and headed straight for....
     
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