Finish my Sentence

all was indeed lost. Mankind had the resources to lauch one spaceship to flee the dying planet. On board there was space for 4 people. A selection procedure brought forward 4 names: ...

 

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Elvis F. Christ, Napoleon Roosevelt, Hooty McBoob, and Garth Brooks were all contacted....

 

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but none of them wanted to go. So they filled the spacecraft with 4 monkeys, which ...

 

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put on their cowboy hats and immediately began their grand literary opus.....

 

....however they were recaptured, strapped into the rocket and blasted into space. But one of the monkeys jammed a banana in the control panel and broke the guidance system. The rocket feel out the sky and landed on the White House. Immediately....

 

the monkey ran into the oval office and started humping the president, who soiled his pants with manjuice. Dick Cheney

 

was there to film the event, but he decided they need more...

 

time. Sothey went to get a time transplant from...

 

Kirk from star trek, who also gave them his...

 

nuclear fission medallion, whch he got..

 

....off some dead guy. He then fucked of back to reality, where...

 

the clear crisp sky of Antarctica froze his body but not his consciousness...time passed by, the ultraviolet sky radiant of colors and the desert ever changing landscapes of ice, all this...

 

....was nothing compared to the view of the night sky. His vision was transfixed on a point of light in the distance. The point split into 2, then 4 then 8 and so on until the whole sky was of blinding light. He woke up.....

 

...on the inside of a hollow moon that flew every 90 minutes around Earth...he was hanging upside down, his vision all engulfed in darkness before him of the hollow center of the hollow moon, all he could think of is the vision of distant barely visible light that split into 2, then 4 then 8 and so on until the whole darkness was of blinding light. He...

 

......woke up on a road. In the distance he saw a building. As he walked toward the house it changed, the windows were slanted, but square. The chimney appeared to extend up, but down. He realised he was looking at the front, sides and back of the building all at once. He had a quesy feeling in his stomach. Then...

 

his vision became opaque...as though another reality was engulfing him, he was indeed inside a hypercube...

 

....with seemingly no escape. He reached out his hand to touch the walls, which appeared to move frontways. He looked down at his feet, and saw an image of himself looking up at him. To his left was his right hand, and to his right was his left hand. He....

 

...looked once more and saw his left eye as his right eye and his right eye as his left eye whereas his head was not even there as he himself was not even there because he now stood on the ceiling...

 

wondering how the hell he got into this predicament but unable to figure a way out, just then a large opening covered in fur and smelling like shit loomed over his head, 'My God!!!", he exclaimed, "Its ........

 

that fuzzball from StarTreck!...