Forum purging and the female orgasm.

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by ElectricFetus, Jul 12, 2004.

  1. ElectricFetus Sanity going, going, gone Valued Senior Member

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    The Cesspool should be purged soon (well at least all of us mods are complain that to Porfiry), so stop getting comfortable as all your threads and post here will soon be wiped off the servers hard drives like the scum it is.

    On a lighter note, My girlfriend claims that she is not sure she has had an orgasm, I have been taking this as “no she has never had one before”, but recently during loving I have come to notices that she will collapse in a grunt or two and here snatch will tighten up and quiver like it was trying to pull the cap off a Coca-Cola bottle. Is that an orgasm? I haven’t talk to here about it yet but I should and I hope this thread gets purged soon as if she reads this I am going to have to apologies for describing her vaginal movements to a bunch of strangers, and figure a way to make it up to her.
     
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  3. Votorx Still egotistic... Valued Senior Member

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  5. blackholesun Registered Senior Member

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    Well it sure as hell sounds like one to me. Most girls experience muscular spasms like that...at least ones I've been with but I'm sure the experience is a little bit different everyone (females) anyways.
     
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  7. Bells Staff Member

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    This particular thread included?
     
  8. CounslerCoffee Registered Senior Member

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    WCF, I don't think you should tell the village idiots whats about to happen.
     
  9. Bells Staff Member

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    Ahem?

    Village idiots?

    Remember CC, you are a leader (ie. moderator) amongst the 'idiot' majority.

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    Go forth and lead by example my son!

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  10. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    I like the cesspool.
     
  11. CounslerCoffee Registered Senior Member

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    I like cheese, but sooner or later it turns into shit.
     
  12. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Not if you don't eat it.
     
  13. CounslerCoffee Registered Senior Member

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    It still goes bad.
     
  14. ElectricFetus Sanity going, going, gone Valued Senior Member

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    Sorry CounslerCoffee,

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    Bells,

    yes this thread to, all that is in cesspool is evil and vile, even this warning I made evil and vile with my question.
     
  15. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    I was under the assumption that it was already bad and that is why it was thrown in the cesspool.
     
  16. ElectricFetus Sanity going, going, gone Valued Senior Member

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    ya but after some time in the cesspool its oblivion baby!
     
  17. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    What is the problem then?
     
  18. path Militant wiseguy Registered Senior Member

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    WCF I am afraid that I must inform you that she is faking it

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    See the cesspool can be fun!

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  19. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    She will probably have multiple orgasms next week.
     
  20. Zero Banned Banned

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    Why aren't we allowed to start new threads in the Cesspool?

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    It makes me sad.
     
  21. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    They get enjoyment from making us gits sad.
     
  22. path Militant wiseguy Registered Senior Member

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    Is that when she is planning on visiting spuriousmonkeyland?
     
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