God condemns the green party.

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  1. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    McDonalds.
     
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  3. sculptor Valued Senior Member

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    OK
    This from a sculptor I knew in Chicago. He was not a yuppie nor yuppie puppy fan. (he once said that yuppies knew the price of everything and the value of nothing)

    We need a name, let's use Bob:

    Bob was cruising up the expressway when he witnessed a terrible crash ahead. The car was rolling and tumbling and crashed and burst into flame.
    Being a good man, Bob stopped to see if he could render assistance.
    The driver of the crashed car was stumbling around and seemed dazed, and kept crying "My Beemer"
    Bob said, "Forget your car man, you've lost your arm."
    The hapless crash driver looked down at where his arm should have been then exclaimed "My Rolex".
     
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  5. Michael 345 Valued Senior Member

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    The one about seatbelts ends with go look what she has in her mouth

    I suspect we are off topic so end of jokes ya?
     
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  7. DaveC426913 Valued Senior Member

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    How can you tell?

    What is the topic?
     
  8. Michael 345 Valued Senior Member

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    Good point
     
  9. Kristoffer Giant Hyrax Valued Senior Member

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    God condemning vegetables.

    Eat more meat.
     
  10. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    The opening post does not reference the topic line. It also appears that there is little to discuss because the opening post only makes a statement.

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