Good and Bad news.

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Xelasnave.1947, Dec 13, 2016.

  1. Xelasnave.1947 Valued Senior Member

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    You open your mail.
    Two letters.
    One tells you your tests show you have between 6 and 12 months to live and there is nothing that can help, you won't suffer and will remain active until you die.
    The other letter advice's you have inherited 100 million dollars and it has been credited to an account in your name and the enclosed card can access it immediately.
    Do you give it all to your church?
    Do you you buy a huge supply of drugs and booze.
    Do you enrol in a make you a better person course.
    Travel?
    What would you do?
    I know this type of thread has appeared before but I think building in the bad news may generate an interesting discussion.

    Alex
     
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  3. Seattle Valued Senior Member

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    I would do nothing any different than if I hadn't received the "good" news.
     
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  5. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Lawyer up so my relatives get what's left, then drugs, booze, and travel.
     
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  7. Xelasnave.1947 Valued Senior Member

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    Thank you gentlemen I feel much better now.
    Alex
     
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  8. paddoboy Valued Senior Member

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    I had an old school buddy who was told to give up drinking 10 years ago, due to liver problems which could kill him.
    Recently, last year he was informed he only had 2 months to live due to advanced bone cancer.
    First thing he did was go down to his local club and ordered his first beer in 10 years!
    He has now passed on.

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    But I digress...

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    If I was put in that position as described in the OP, I would use the money to take a trip to the ISS, and possibly even contact Mars One to book a seat to the first Mars manned expedition1.

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  9. Sarkus Hippomonstrosesquippedalo phobe Valued Senior Member

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    You wouldn't last the trip - and there's no way that they would send literal dead-weight to Mars.

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    To the OP: first I get the best doctors to give me a second and third opinion.
    Then after the denial is over, I'd make sure friends and family are happy, then give a large chunk of it to some charities, then some sight-seeing holidays, good food, good wine, and basically do anything I wanted to do whenever I wanted to do it.

    And yes, I would quit my job.

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  10. paddoboy Valued Senior Member

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    Hey!! I may be an old fart, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't pull my weight.

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    As someone in excess of 70, recent full medical scans, and examinations, reveal I'm pretty strong with a great heart rate; And afterall they did send John Glenn when he was in his 70's to the ISS.
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    granted, sadly Mars maybe out of the question, still money talks a lot of languages!

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  11. Sarkus Hippomonstrosesquippedalo phobe Valued Senior Member

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    The bad news in the OP is that you have only 6-12 months to live... a Mars round trip is a tad longer.

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    I guess you'll earn the nickname of "Ballast", though.

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  12. Xelasnave.1947 Valued Senior Member

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    I just realised I don't like drugs, booze or travel.
    There was something else I liked but I can't remember what that was.
    Alex
     
  13. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    In between snorting fat rails of blow off the asses of $10,000 a night hookers...I'd probably set up a few charities....and wreck a few Ferraris.
     
  14. Bowser Namaste Valued Senior Member

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    Don't believe I could spend 100 million in such a short time and still enjoy it. I would travel--Europe, Asia, Australia, and the pacific Islands. There would be satisfaction in knowing my family would be financially secure after I was gone.

    If I didn't get 100 million and still had a short time to live, I would probably jack my credit and barrow as much money that I could, then travel.
     
  15. paddoboy Valued Senior Member

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    I was thinking of the MARS ONE expedition proposal...a one way trip.

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    http://www.mars-one.com/
    Ballast will suit me fine if I could get on!

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  16. timojin Valued Senior Member

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    I WOULD attempt tho straighten my life with my Maker ( live righteous )
    Create a foundation to provide drinking water in poor villages
     
  17. birch Valued Senior Member

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    At least you are honest you are a lowlife.
     
  18. Xelasnave.1947 Valued Senior Member

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    You only have 6 months.
    That's something I would like to do.
    I reckon a couple of miles of 19mm Polly pipe and fittings would be a big help for so many places.
    Even black plastic sheet to line mud brick tanks would help.
    Alex
     
  19. Stoniphi obscurely fossiliferous Valued Senior Member

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    A big check to Detroit Dog Rescue and another to the Humane Society. Live my life as I already do (no gods, no masters) finish a couple of in-process paintings, leave the rest to my lovely wife so she can take care of my Labrador properly.
     
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  20. sculptor Valued Senior Member

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    Buy @40,000 contiguous acres of farmland in america's fertile crescent and will it to my sons with the codicil that they work with a forester, or crew of their choosing, and plant 1/2 of it in a mixed hardwood and softwood forest(with appropriate mycorrhizal fungi) with wildflower meadows and frog ponds.
     
  21. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Ouch! That was pretty harsh. You do realize that was a joke, right?
     
  22. Yazata Valued Senior Member

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    I would definitely follow Sarkus' advice and seek out a second and third medical opinion. I could certainly afford any treatment, even experimental ones.

    Otherwise, I'd lawyer-up as Goat suggests and create a charitable trust of some kind, devoted to awarding grants to causes that I like, such as scientific and other scholarly research. Maybe $95 million to that kind of thing. I'd want to ensure that the money continues to go where I want it to go even after I'm dead, and that future trustees can't hijack it and bleed it dry.

    Then I'd give most of the remainder to my family and friends. A few hundred thousand here, a million there.

    And finally I'd keep a million or so for myself. I'm not sure what I'd spend it on though.
     
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  23. Xelasnave.1947 Valued Senior Member

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    Well I did not think for one moment you would trash a Ferrari.

    But overall I thought you were joking.

    Alex
     

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