Guru needed...?

Discussion in 'Eastern Philosophy' started by Zero, Jan 15, 2003.

  1. Empty Dragon Empty Registered Senior Member

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    LMAO.....no seriously.
     
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  3. kmguru Staff Member

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    It is simple. Expand your awareness from self to the universe(Local to global).
     
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  5. Zero Banned Banned

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    Right. Tell a rookie basketball player to simply get the ball into the hoop and he'll make it to the NBA.
     
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  7. kmguru Staff Member

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    In that case, you either need a Guru to reduce the time that takes to master the art or try yourself by reading, experimenting etc...until you are aware. The second path takes time, but the first path also takes years to master.

    I would say, even if I am a Guru to a person, it will take him/her atleast 5 years to radiate energy. It is similar to learning a language to be fluent enough to understand the thoughts and feelings behind the spoken words.

    For example, when an english speaking person utters a four letter word, it has an impact to another english speaking person. But, the word has less impact to someone who has never heard of such a word and speaks a different language.

    That is for the starters, plus one has to feel in body and soul the reality in depth. To such a person, "The Celestine Prophecy" is just a warm up....
     
  8. Rick Valued Senior Member

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    Yes,But essentially it would depend from person to person and how <i>"Open"</i> your Chakras are...etc...etc...




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  9. spookz Banned Banned

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    zion
    i would fear arguing with guru's and the like!
    what if they levitate your balls into your throat?

    please be careful
    thanks
    your friend
    sai "spooky" baba


    bye!
     
  10. Empty Dragon Empty Registered Senior Member

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    Though there are many who have gotten into the NBA before. So it is possible to learn form there techniques. My before question: I've always been curious about the Indian practices (blah,blah blah)
    I play for the Nets and I am just curious about what the Bulls do. So in the spirits of the arts, I am proposing that we share our knowledge of our respective systems to better each others understanding.
     
  11. spookz Banned Banned

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    dont the majority of folks have the same heart rate, pulse, physiology type shit? how different are people?
     
  12. spookz Banned Banned

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    indians have 2 hands. one is the food hand; the other is the dung hand. it is rude to offer shit with your dung hand (no pun intended)

    ps: i wonder if i am confusing chinese with indian
    pss: would you like to me to elaborate further or can you figure it out
     
  13. kmguru Staff Member

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    that is a good one....he he he...ho ho ho...ha ha ha...
     
  14. Empty Dragon Empty Registered Senior Member

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    Please elaborate then. I do not understand how this is an un-reasonable request?
     
  15. kmguru Staff Member

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    Yo Dragon: I did not mean to laugh on your comment but spookz...it is just funny even though it may not have any relationship with what we are talking about....
     
  16. spookz Banned Banned

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    first i shall entertain you with a poem!

    I came home on Saturday night,
    As drunk as I could be.
    And there was a hat upon the rack,
    Where my hat ought to be.
    So I said to my wife, the curse of my life,
    "Explain this thing to me,
    Whose is that hat upon the rack,
    Where my hat ought to be?"

    "Oh, you're drunk you fool,
    You silly old fool,
    You're as drunk as a fuck can be,
    That's not a hat upon the rack,
    But a chamberpot you see."


    and some stinky factoids

    In public latrines, a communal bucket of salt water stood close by in which rested a long stick with a sponge tied to one end. The user would cleanse his person with the spongy end and return the stick to the water for the next one to use. The stick later evolved into the shape of a hockey stick, and the source for the expression "getting hold of the wrong end of the stick." It also provided an excellent medium for passing along bacteria and the assorted diseases they engendered. Running water for the latrine either was supplied by stone water tanks or else by an aqueduct…"


    "Quite the contrary, in England and much of Europe during the industrial revolution, when so many people moved to the cities and into crowded and unsanitary living conditions, politeness dictated that people tossing waste out of their windows onto the street below were to shout, "Gardez L’eau" (literally "watch out for the water"). This saying remains a part of British vocabulary today in the use of the word "loo", slang for toilet'




    I do not understand how this is an un-reasonable request?

    neither do i, my good man, neither do i
     
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  17. spookz Banned Banned

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    ok empty!

    pull yer pants down and squat astride the commode ( never fear i
    aint looking)

    dump dump dump!

    grab container with water with right hand, position over ass crack
    bring dung hand(left) b/w yer legs, under your balls, positioned over asshole.

    pour water while working your dung hand over the detritus!

    now who is nice clean fresh fella then eh?

    ps: how many times have i told you to wash your hands with soap
    after crapping!!!!
     
  18. kmguru Staff Member

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    Is this kinda "wax on...wax off" initiation?

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    PS: I wonder what the women do without contaminating the other part with fecal matter....
     
  19. Rick Valued Senior Member

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    Oh God! this thread has already started to Stink!

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  20. UltiTruth In pursuit... Registered Senior Member

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    Wasn't there a talk about a moderator?
    (I opposed it in ignorance!)

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  21. EvilPoet I am what I am Registered Senior Member

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    "Wasn't there a talk about a moderator?"

    Yes

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  22. spookz Banned Banned

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    fools!
    when the ablutions are performed in a mindful manner, one can awaken the chakra manipura and attain oneness with the universe. i must remind you folks that most of my mystical insights have been attained whole seated astride the porcelain god

    there are many paths to godhood!(bhaghavan shri spookz)
    thank you for your time
     
  23. Empty Dragon Empty Registered Senior Member

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    :bugeye: You guys scare me......
     

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