McCain has (almost certainly) brought in a woman as his running mate, Sarah Palin. Another hour will tell. She's no Hilary Clinton that's for sure. The intervention of oil as an energy source increased our economic progress exponentially. Now we must cope with a deficit of oil in this Century.
Sarah Palin is a great comedienne in the making. Here's one of her jokes. Put down that cup of coffee before you read this or you'll spit it all over yourself. Ay say Ay say Ay say. What is the difference between a Hockey Mom and a Pitbull? Answer. A Pitbull doesn't wear lipstick. Shouldn't that be A husky doesn't wear mascara? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Typical Alaskan Girls
Anti-Republican folk have been attacking Sarah Palin as a "Wolf Killer" That doesn't sound like a vote loser to me. Can't anyone find a picture of her clubbing baby seals? I had a nightmare last night. I dreamt I was reading the Tantawangalo Times. The Date on the top was 21st January 2009.......... (imagine page going all wavy) Tantawangalo Times 21/01/09 Reporter Bruce Brockman. Mrs Sarah Palin, the gorgeous moose hunting former vice President of the United States, today took control of the reins for the first time, since the shock death of President John McCain, who was the shortest serving POTUS ever, dying of a heart attack in his first day of office. President Palin, who is a great fan of Australia, was present when the great American war hero passed into glory. His last words, apparently, were "Nuke 'em Sarah". Sarah, who is a renowned wit, replied, "Yes John, you're leaving now, and Armageddon outa here as soon as possible". Then she popped off a shot at a sparrow on his lawn. At least he died with a smile on his face. Hippies on the local trailer camp are protesting, as usual.
Sarah seems to have disappeared. I believe she is on a crash course learning the answers to the tough questions she will need to know the answers to.
