How to stop alien abductions

Discussion in 'Pseudoscience Archive' started by James R, Nov 30, 2007.

  1. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    Make your own THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET. Instructions here:

    http://www.stopabductions.com/

    Not just indispensible protection, but a great fashion accessory too!

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  3. draqon Banned Banned

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    wow...I kind of thought James R. as a serious discusser...

    alien abductions...
    thought helmets...
    protection from aliens...

    from you James R?
     
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  5. Gustav Banned Banned

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    so
    dilemma
    unless

    jamesr

    you probably are aware of the issues pertaining to et. i believe some fundamental ones would involve.... actual existence and local presence. indulge please with your opinion on these.

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    an aside...and this
     
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  7. draqon Banned Banned

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    these helmet wearers should go outside when its lightning...to get zapped for some alien voltage contact

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  8. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    I'm wearing mine now.
     
  9. phlogistician Banned Banned

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    Ah, reminds me of the Schwa stuff, in the 90's, Alien Abduction Insurance was available, and little credit card sized UFO silhouette cards, so you could compare the outline and know if it was a Zeta-Reticulan coming to get you.
     
  10. Gustav Banned Banned

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    just be fucking glad the forum aint called ufology
    you fucks would then be spammers and trolls
     
  11. Donnal Registered Member

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    ahm so do i put my order in for say ten
    only trouble is no aliens come near me i kung foo their arses
    and i think i like the ones that wear g strings they kinda cute all males of course
    only if they were frigin real i havent seen a dam alien its like weird
     
  12. Donnal Registered Member

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    Who abducted the aliens ????
     
  13. Giambattista sssssssssssssssssssssssss sssss Valued Senior Member

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    That's the problem with this particular branch of the forum. It's called "Pseudoscience" and unfortunately most of the ufo topics, serious or not so serious all seem to end up here, probably for several reasons...

    I consider ufology a real and valid study, as valid as psychology and any other -ology...
    To merely dismiss it as a pseudoscience is to deny and ridicule the study and analysis of ANY phenomenon of ANY origin. Ufology does not necessarily imply theories or conclusions that embrace the notion of extraterrestrials and their vehicles visiting the Earth as a fact, though it can and does, and I think that is the reason some skeptics self-righteously deride the notion of ufology as valid and viable science, thinking they've done something clever and incapable of being argued against.

    They are of course, only fooling the fools when they say these things. AND insulting real, intelligent scientists like Stanton Friedman, Jacques Vallee, and many others, etc. not to mention the field investigators who have actually taken it upon themselves to compile and study all the data, interview witnesses, and try to make sense of it. They, those who skeptics erroneously mislabel as "pseudos" , actually keep the study alive and thriving. If it were up to the skeptics, UFO encounters would be relegated most likely to trashbins or other undesirable places by people who confuse ridicule, dismissal, debunking, and ad hominem attacks as valid methods of investigation and debate, which none of those things truly are.

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  14. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    OMG!!! James R Thanks!
    My husband is gonna be so surprised when he opens his xmas present.
     
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  16. BigBlueHead Great Tealnoggin! Registered Senior Member

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    So chaps, has Disclosure happened yet? Four years ago I was told it would happen "very soon"!

    I've already supplemented my zombie apocalypse survival kit with 100' of tinfoil, that cost nearly $5! I'd be very disappointed if the aliens didn't attack.
     
  17. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    I never thought of supplementing my zombie survival kit to include abduction protection as well. Good idea man...very good idea.
     
  18. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    Just stop hanging out with the fuckers. They can't abduct you then, can they?
     
  19. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    But then they talk about you behind your back

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  20. maxg Registered Senior Member

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    Is there any way I can encourage alien abduction--because I'm getting bored sitting at my desk at work,
     
  21. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Its a good thing those alien thought reading beams only access your brain through the top of your head....I guess the aliens don't try to scan through your face.
     
  22. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Mac! ssshhhhhh, don't ruin it with logic!
     
  23. Gustav Banned Banned

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    thoughts?

    porf's gone so........
     

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