How to stop attracting Crazy People????????

...I do that.

 

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Without opening it first?

 

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You lot don't bother me, i'm more worried about people that i come into contact with.

 

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You should really wear that red top, it looks better than the green one you wore yesterday.

 

yeah i get that, the way to stop it is, when you walk along, or sitting on the bus, you mutter to yourself, i attract weirdos, this one guy said he owned 20 race horses and that his mum was looking ater them and went on to tell me that they had won all they're races, and he was worth 7 million, and he stunk of booze, all this was while we were in a que at the local job centre! :bugeye:

 

well no, I do open it, but I always eat out of the box. I eat the tuna out of the metal. I collapse the aluminum with my hands and it tears itself open.

 

and you believed him?

 

look i am not has green has i am cabbage looking, in other words NO!!!!

 

Nickelodeon lives down south. He has convictions.

 

cabbage looking? wow thats seriously sick.

 

its an old welsh saying, its not suppose to make any sense

 

How to keep weirdos like me away:

Stop wearing that tight t-shirt that says "I swallow" on the front of it.

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That would keep me the hell away fro the slut wearing it..if it was a dude though!!!

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Right, I use a tin opener.

Just out of interest, do you live anywhere near Deathfromabove?

 

Could be.... Thanks

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I should just wear a wedding ring even though I am not married lol

 

I got this one.

Strap on a huge knife/dagger scabbard to your leg. No knife in it, just the empty sheath. Make it visible when you sit. All will be well and it should be legal even in pommie land.

My mom, used to get crazy people talking to her on the bus, I gave her the same advice and she never took it. My mom is ugly, so I don't think good looks or big boobs are a cause. I personally think the cause is A)riding the public transit B) Looking harmless. Remove one of these two things.

 

or you could just marry her

 

If you've ever seen that movie 'Sideways', then you should know that wearing a wedding ring might diminish the number of guys that hit on you, but not all of them.
Some just don't care if you're wearing one and hit on you anyway, and others take the chance assuming that you're not married and are wearing one to keep them from talking to you.

 

Or only ride public transport in a socialist welfare state.