How Will The Person Above You Die ?

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by Killjoy, Apr 14, 2007.

  1. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    HIT ME...!!!
     
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  3. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    ^Terrorist attack, while visiting Shanghai.
     
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  5. Sock puppet path GRRRRRRRRRRRR Valued Senior Member

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    In a gang related drive by.
     
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  7. draqon Banned Banned

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    silent death in everlasting peaceful solitary acceptance
     
  8. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    "By my bare hands." Says the dark beast that lives inside a man, somewhere.
     
  9. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Self-immolation in protest at his failure to make it through the qualifying rounds of X-Factor with his band The New Proclaimers.
     
  10. draqon Banned Banned

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    he/she will not die. He/she will live life eternal (unlike 100% death statistics and 0% probability)
     
  11. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    No one will know how dragon will die... he'll just disappear and not a single soul will know

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  12. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    absane will die being screwed to death in a harem.
     
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  13. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    leopold99, will give his life for allah and declair jihad on the west, strapping canisters of cemtex to his crotch and running into uk train station, only to be shot in the head 7 times by english armed police for looking middle eastern and having a beard.


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  14. Tnerb Banned Banned

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    I am glad I got empty force of chi...
    He will be chopped to death with a buddhist that is beating him with a ... uh... chicken.
     
  15. Xerxes asdfghjkl Valued Senior Member

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    existabrent will be gang-raped by lesbians and die from a perforated colon.
     
  16. Tnerb Banned Banned

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    xeres will die at a party from drinking too much vodka... and then will be shot by existabrent.
     
  17. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    YIKES!

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  18. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    You'll shoot him after he's died from the vodka ?

    I think you'll trip over your own feet on the way to try capping him, shooting yourself in the abdomen, perforating your colon & severing your abdominal aorta, and your last impressions before bleeding out will be of being gang-raped by Bhuddist lesbian chopper riders wearing chicken masks...
     
  19. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    Killjoy will poop too much one day.
     
  20. bricky Registered Member

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    In a puddle of their own vomit after a heavy night drinking
     
  21. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    Shot by US soldiers in Iraq with laser pointers on their guns.
     
  22. Genji Registered Senior Member

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    Overdosing on Vitamin A
     
  23. draqon Banned Banned

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    ...are you serious? ... that is actually highly probable
     

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