How Will The Person Above You Die ?

bitten by a rabid Chihuahua

 

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dying from self pity after eating a rabid Chihuahua....plastic Chihuahua

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Dismemberment by environmentalists

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breathing the last oxygen molecule on Earth

 

glass cuts following an attempted Dive into a mirror

 

Mirror illusion attempts to cut you with its glass...and succeeds

 

Head collapses under its own mass forming a black hole.

 

Inhales vast amounts of cat urine

 

By the wrath of God

 

drowns in the ocean

 

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Disemboweled by flying debris in explosion which ensues when using microwave oven to heat up "Cup O' Noodles" soup inadvertently triggers
High Speed Anti Radiation Missile(HARM) launch from Air Force fighter jet passing overhead...

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frozen underneath a pine tree

 

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Opens "space hatch" in drunken stupor (jes tryin' ter be one O' th' boys...hic) without putting vac suit helmet on...

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dies trying

 

paper cut

 

paper death (dead in all references)

 

losing his virginity at 80

 

never loosing his virginity

 

Non sequitur

Your facts are un-coordinated.

 

huh? the pressure from being a virgin all life will cause me to loose blood pressure and I will just fall to the ground.