Humour

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  1. Write4U Valued Senior Member

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    One of the funniest skits ever. Robin Williams on golf.

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  3. arfa brane call me arf Valued Senior Member

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    Trump's new hashtag: #covidfefe
     
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  5. DaveC426913 Valued Senior Member

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    Ah - you beat me to it.

    I thought of covfefe-19 just today.
     
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  7. arfa brane call me arf Valued Senior Member

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    Knock-knock version:

    "Knock knock"
    "Who's there?"
    "Coro"
    "Coro who?"
    "Coro da virus"
     
  8. Write4U Valued Senior Member

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    In times of food shortage.
    "Knock knock"
    "Who's there?"
    "Corpo"
    "Corpo who?"
    "Corpo Ration"
     
  9. arfa brane call me arf Valued Senior Member

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    Extended version
    . . .
    "Coro who?"
    "Coro da virus"
    "You mean, coronavirus?"
    "Yeb, dad's ride"
     
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  10. arfa brane call me arf Valued Senior Member

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    Why is Donald Trump like a Playboy centerfold?

    If you want any of what's being promised, you have to deliver it yourself.
     
  11. Benson Registered Senior Member

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    Your quarantine nickname is how you feel right now + the last thing you ate.

    My name is Sick Bat.
     
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    That would make me Relaxed Humous.

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  13. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 70 years old Valued Senior Member

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    To restrictive sorry

    Mine

    Shitus Selfus commonly called Oops

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  14. Benson Registered Senior Member

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    A Nigerian e-mailed me to say I won $5,000,000 on the lottery. So I've sent off my $20,000 to release the funds.

    So long suckers.
     
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  15. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 70 years old Valued Senior Member

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    Holmes and Watson go on a camping trip

    After setting up a tent and enjoying a meal they retire to sleep

    After awhile Holmes awoke up

    Nudging Watson he asked

    Watson look up at the sky ol' chap and tell me what you see?

    Watson replied - Well I see a clear sky and millions and millions of stars

    What does a clear sky and millions of stars suggest to you?

    A clear sky we will have a fine day tomorrow

    Millions of stars suggest there might be other planets with life

    Star arrangement suggest to some they affect our lives

    The current arrangement could give me an approximate time if I could remember how to do the calculation

    What do you see Holmes

    Well I don't see our tent

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