I love my wife so much

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Muslim, Oct 23, 2008.

  1. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

    Some updates and randomness.

    So, I was having problems with her over not calling her, she was mad about that, and just two days ago... She was OK with my (maybe it was the reds?) she's fine with my now, she told me she loved me and everything, she even called me during the night which is not even normal. Although I was going to hang up on her as I was on-line gaming and winning. Anyway did keep talking to her for about 45 minutes, she was so good to me. I am very happy with her, although now me, being me. Since then its been 3 days since I called her. The even worse thing is, it was also our wedding anniversary and I did not even call her on that day either....

    Now I am going to call her in the morning, I just hope she is not upset about it, I am making this thread (in-case she is angry with me) to remind myself it was my fault. As normally I like blame others for problems I am directly responsible, I've decided to be more responsible and be more of a man. But sometimes I do think wifes demand too much attention for the husband. I would prefer a wife who did not mind me not speaking to her for like 2 to 3 weeks, sometimes I am just not in the mood to speak to her I just don't feel like speaking to anyone I am believe it or not introverted.

    I have some financial problems though. My dad has refused to give me money anymore after I crashed his car while (which is embarrassing to admit) I was looking at some really hot executive woman and some how I ended up hitting the pavement and smashing into a lamppost. It just happened so quickly in a split second. So when my dad found out he was like:

    My dad: "I've given you too much freedom, the best private schools, tuition, bought you a house, gave you cars, and even gave you an opportunity to work for me, and all you've done is abuse the privilege."

    So basically my funding was cut, my mums been on my case for 3 years been telling my dad not to give me money, am pretty much screwed. I get pissed off sometimes what are they going to do with the money? You can't take it to the grave what is the point of having money if you are not going to enjoy it! I just don't see a point to working. You can't do anything at work, you can't enjoy yourself its not fun. I want to own my business like a Club/Bar or something but my dad being a Muslim he hates the idea... I love the idea ... It would be working and clubbing at the same time... And not to mention the hot chicks!!!

    What else, let me see. Yeah I was referred to a blog its about a Pakistani girl who blogs the Qu'ran, and takes the piss out of it, SAM will love it (in a parallel universe) you know what I mean. She had a blog post there about when you became an atheist....


    I'll hit you all up with my own experience:

    Can You Remember The Day That You Officially Became An Atheist?

    Yes, when I realized something seriously was wrong when I was only reading (Jumma) Friday congregational prayers, because my dad used to bribe me with money to coming to the mosque with him, he would give me £500 for doing the prayers, every Friday I would just think *kaching* not evening going to pray to god. But to really put my finger on it, when I was caught drink driving, and I was put in a cell (for the night) I was drunk and I was going to pray to go, and rather then praying I said: "fuck god, he can't help me here" but I only really had the balls to say it, when I was drunk.

    Do you remember the day you officially became an agnostic?

    When I was 19 and realized there was other religions out there other then Islam.

    How about the last time you spoke or prayed to God with actual thought that someone was listening?

    Shamefully, sometimes I just do it without thinking when something really bad happens, like if there is a dog after me, when something terrifying happens.

    Here is a good one: Were you agnostic towards ghosts, even after you became an atheist?

    No, I never believed in ghosts or jinn, I remember my beautiful cousin sister, playing with her when I was young and I was scared of going out at night from her house to my house, it was really dark outside, and she said to me: "There are no jinns, not even our grandfathers have seen jinn, what makes you think you are going to see a jinn" which was just amazing, I thought she had a real point, and I went out and did it, walked alone all the way home, and after that I never really feared ghosts or jinn.

    Do you want to be wrong?

    No fuck no!!! I would kick my own ass for not getting those 72 virgins in heaven forget god sending me to hell.... Na I'd am pretty scared of going to hell... I would really regret being wrong, and I normally hate being wrong, so no I would not like to be wrong that day... Its not like picking an ice-cream this is serious shit!

    Enough of my randomness, did anyone watch "Last Man Standing" has anyone noticed how shit some of them guys are and how often they are making excuses like: "I've twist my knee", "I am sick", "My dick hurts" piss me off!

    Far Cry 2 is coming out in the morning I can't wait my ps3 and my plasma tv are going to be doing over-time, although I did make a mistake telling my dad to buy a plasma screen TV, should have bought an LCD sometimes the image on the plasma leaves a trace.

    Oh and McDonalds are doing a new KitKat Mcflurry you need to try that shit! thats awesome! (I promise am not getting paid for saying this) it really is very good, its the KitKat.

    What else let me see... Oh what happened with that searching for the Higgs Boson? aint heard shit from them niggers over at Cern. Did they mange to get the particles to stay on course? My hero was Abdus Salam if you aint herd of him you need to wikipi'dia that shit up!

    Has anyone seen that new movie "Burn after Reading" that is one hell of a movie (death race is crap not worth watching) but burn after reading is damn hilarious, theres no eye-candy for the guys (unless your a homo) but the women have Brad Pitt and Gorge Cloney. Its a very good movie. These cooperate mother fuckers need to start sending me a check am promoting their shit...

    You know I'll check you all later, I think I might get a drink and go watch a movie while eating a Mcflurry, need to find some women to accompany me though, i'll ring someone up.

    Something I forgot to mention, I was reading an article (I think it was a Pakistani paper) it said something to the extent, that the music produced for the famous (and infamous)movie Natural Born Killers, featured the music of late musical legend Nusrat F. Ali Khan, apparently he was slightly un-happy about it though... He said something like the movie did not go well with his religious beliefs. Its a movie I've only partially seen although I have made an intention to rent it out, its supposed to be a really good movie one for the atheists.

    If I blogged would any of you guys bother reading it?

    I would go all out though... Mentioned everything, some serious stuff like how my sister in law raped me, well I say rape, just imagine I said sex. It was just heat of the moment.
    Last edited: Oct 23, 2008
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  3. alexb123 The Amish web page is fast! Valued Senior Member

    Muslim do you now believe in Evolution then?
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  5. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

    I do agree with some parts. Its funny I used to debate for ID which is just wrong, I think when I first signed up I debated for ID on this forum, I think I even have some threads laying around, I must admit I did learn form it as well.
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  7. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

    Muslim-better call her before she gets so mad she blows up at you.
  8. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

    I will call her in the morning... Wow, I just realized I might actually be crazy or profoundly intelligent.
  9. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

    That's the survival instinct at work, my friend. She might despair and drive herself to the marketplace and blow up at some innocent people. That wouldn't be nice.
  10. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member


    You've been hittin gthe breexers again, haven't you?

    I haven't seen you in a while. How've you been?
    How did you crash sugar daddy's car? Drunk?
  11. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

    I think you are intelligent for getting what you can, and I think she is crazy for letting you treat her like dirt.
  12. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

    I didn't read anything in the paragraph, but what is all this about having a wife? If you do have a wife, please post proof. Pics. Marriage images.
  13. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

    Your father should leave all the money to charity, that would serve you right.
  14. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

    Yes! Pics! Of her face!
  15. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

    He's not married. It's all imaginary. He has claimed to have a wife before. Then claim to be single. Then to have a new gf.
  16. Zakariya04 and it was Valued Senior Member

    man that was good laugh reading that!!

    all going well then Muslim?!!

    good work man i am sure you can cope....

    and sure i wish too that you didnt have to speak to your wife like for 2-3 weeks at a time.

    where is your wife by the way?? doesnt she live with you any more??
  17. alexb123 The Amish web page is fast! Valued Senior Member

    Muslim you don't love her if you did you would not have to ask should you phone her on your anniversary.
  18. Enmos Valued Senior Member

    Muslim, your parents have been too good to you.. With the emphasis on TOO, they have thoroughly spoiled your ass..
    Shame on them, and shame on you.
  19. (Q) Encephaloid Martini Valued Senior Member

    The qualifiers of your post speak volumes. It's little wonder any woman would have anything to do with you at all, other than those who would qualify.
  20. phlogistician Banned Banned

    Did she have a choice?
  21. Gustav Banned Banned

    post pic already

  22. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

    I think he should leave it all to Muslim's wife.
  23. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

    Come on guys lifes hard for a brother.

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