If you were god what would you do differently?

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  1. DaveC426913 Valued Senior Member

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    In an unrelated news article, million of innocent children, impressionable youths and men with low self-esteem have been flocking to pyscho-therapy to deal with the appearance of a colossal schlong hanging above the Earth.
     
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  3. Believe Happy medium Valued Senior Member

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    Really? How would that make life easier/better? I guess a question would be better to explain my view.

    How many chickens do you trade for your computer?
     
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  5. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    yea..i know..reality says it ain't gonna happen..

    but imagine a world where if you needed a computer and i had an extra one,i would just give it to you..

    same as if i needed a chicken and you had an extra one..

    how many ppl in this world have stuff that they don't need, that others do...
    <sure you can have my treadmill..i have only used it once since i got it,and just use it for a coat rack now..>

    i just watched a show about egypt, the ppl there help others when needed..if one person needs help gathering up their harvest, a bunch of ppl will get together and help them harvest,if someone needs a house built they would get together and help them build a house..

    same concept..joe needs a chicken, mary has a chicken to give, mary needs a couch,john has a couch to give,john needs a car, joe has a car to give..etc,etc..pretty soon money is not needed..

    as far as jobs go..wouldn't it be better if you had a job you loved doing rather than one you had to do because it paid better?
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    Dave..
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  7. Red Devil Born Again Athiest Registered Senior Member

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    Appear over the world like an avenging angel and SHOUT that all cruelty will end - or else!
     
  8. Diode-Man Awesome User Title Registered Senior Member

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    I'd reveal myself to my mortal underlings and get rid of the guessing game of "faith."

    I'd also make sure they knew I was actually an extraterrestrial that understands all forms of science to the highest degree possible: "It's not magic, folks, this IS science."
     
  9. Robittybob1 Banned Banned

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    I am surprised you have finally joined in this game!

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    If I was God I would ban everyone from calling me God for it is a really stupid word.

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  10. Red Devil Born Again Athiest Registered Senior Member

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    Rob, it was late here, I like to sleep now and then. I like Diode's answer!!
     

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