I'm Going to be a Dad!

Does feeling skeptical about this whole affair make me a cynical bitch?

Oh wait, I am a cynical bitch.

I think Truthseeker is making this all up. I think the girl was some friend or chick who took pity on him, dated him for a few weeks then slowly stopped returning his calls. I think all this is self delusion on his part.

At least, I hope to christ it is.

What I want to know is, why would she choose you over a paper bag with rolly eyes and yarn taped to it?

 

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I'm much more than my rollyeyes, babe...

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What do you want? A picture of the pregnancy test? Or maybe a porn show? Is that it? Ah? IS THAT IT? :bugeye:

 

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LOL....

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I hope your children look like your wife and not like you

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Ha...ha...

Yes, me too

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Or a combination...
In fact, genetically mixed children (I mean... from totally different gene pools) are usually very pretty and very healthy...

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You have to say that becase you yourself are quite ugly if not mixed.
Here’s one destroying your theory, ‘member him?

Do you?
Add: Derek Jeter.Gregory Hines. Cree Summer.
Those ugly halflings at the library.
They’re all mixed.

That said, I don’t believe you but at least you got what you wanted. Everyone’s bit by posting. Even me
“Pardon? Doesn’t pregnancy require sperm?”

STOP BREEDING.

 

Gendy stinky girl!!! How I missed you!!!

Children get most of their intelligence from their mother. How smart is the girl who decided to breed with Truthie the whiner? Not too smart. /sigh.

 

gendy, you wanna lay into the kid and call him ugly like some spotty sex starved lesbo then go ahead, but please dont spout your halfbaked nonsensical racial anthropology crap.

Stick to being just a bitch, not a stupid bitch who doesn't have a clue about "races" and "mixed" and tries to blag it on an internet forum.

 

FYI, pea sized is about 12 weeks along.

 

xev:

jesus christ red, you still hanging around this place like the the foul stench of anal debris?

 

OMG, you are so jealous of my beauty

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You don't understand genetics.

STOP BEING STUPID.

 

Her IQ is 142.

 

Normally. But our baby is growing very fast. It is caused by three things:
1) We are young
2) The baby is genetically healthy
3) It runs in her family

 

Wolfy!! stupid girl...the internet is odorless!!


Outlandish:

Were my comments genetic or aesthetic?

You mix a black and a Jew and you get that nightmare from "The Crying Game"
That man is an odd looking, emaciated ectomorph.

And you equate this with saying that all blacks and Jews give birth to fucked hybrids?
Who, then, is the 'stupid bitch' who does not have a clue about "race" and "mixed"?

Millhouse:

I know.
Half Pakistani half lemur genes with long, bobbed hair get me angry.

Really, that's going to be one horrid baby.

 

Imagine a small version of the
thing on the left in your womb.

Now, imagine a small hybrid of both that thing on the left and the thing on the right in the gene pool.

 

I'm going to have Clive Barker dreams, you bitch.

Three cheers for ignorence of biology.

I'm very hurt to be insulted by a internet-thing that thinks it is "Kyser Soze"
Yay linguistic ignorence.

 

Congratulations TS...thought of any names yet?

Know the gender? care to?

My coworker is pregnant...she wants to leave her baby's gender a surprise untill birth.

 

Xev,

You know. The thought that he's lying about the whole thing has crossed my mind from time to time.


Outlandish,

Where in Gendanken's examples of ugly half-breeds did you see a racist diatribe against all race mixing?

However, perhaps she'll now expound on the subject. Since you brought it up and all...


Truthseeker,

You're just saying that because your family has been inbreeding for so long that a little hybrid vigor seems to be a miracle.

What's funny is that your squeeze is probably impregnated by her family so that the fantasy of hybrid vigor will be just that. Fantasy.

Muahahahaahahaha!!

Seriously, dude. If you're not lying. I bet she is. She probably figures that hooking up with you will be her best chance at getting welfare or something...

 

TruthSeeker,

I'm not trying to insult you. I am slapping you across the head like any good friend would. You have thrown your life away in haste and expect congratulations!

First, speaking multiple languages doesn't give anyone edge. Brooms do not speak latin.

Second, when I talk about life experiences, I don't mean the unfortunate variety that you are so well aquainted with. I'm talking about trekking through the andes or getting laid. Is it true that the girl in the picture is the only girl you have only ever ..'done'?

If so, you can probably add that to your list of lifes unfortunate experiences. I'm afraid it's too late to run away. Your seatbelt is fastened tightly for the next 18+ years and you're only allowed to urinate where you sit.

Have fun!!

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