I'm your God

Discussion in 'Religion Archives' started by shedevilx, Jul 17, 2008.

  1. shedevilx Registered Senior Member

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    Hi, okay, i think it's the time to disclose my self - i am Jesus, i just came back recently, tried to hide my presence for a while, but people start recognising me

    so now i decided to disclose my self publicity!

    yea, it's me - your Jesus

    Please ask any questions, but don't disclose me to anybody at other forums yet as i need to build my bunker first with good customer support, as i expect many questions from my missing brothers and sisters..

    I'm happy to help anyone in this forum, you are blessed people here, please post, don't pm

    thanks
    Jesus
     
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  3. draqon Banned Banned

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    you are way too immoral to have any resemblance or even be close to what Jesus was.
     
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  5. Simon Anders Valued Senior Member

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    Should people circumsize their children?
     
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  7. draqon Banned Banned

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    Should we ask con-artists if they are really who they claim they are?
     
  8. draqon Banned Banned

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    Should we believe liars?
     
  9. Simon Anders Valued Senior Member

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    Should seems that too guiding as a modal verb in this case. I think it could be interesting, depending on the abilities of the con artist. It is a bit like devising a Turing test. You are seeing it as encouraging a neo-troll. I see it as imagining how to hone in on a good litmus test.
     
  10. Simon Anders Valued Senior Member

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    I think 'do we' is the vastly more important question.
     
  11. shedevilx Registered Senior Member

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    Dragon, i was trying you, my brothers and sisters..

    people should let children decide for them-selfs if they want to be circumcised or not, thought i would recommend circumcision, as it looks better in the Womans eyes..!

    and also every brother in Jesus should shave their balls for the same reasons

    thanks my brothers and sisters for giving me your trust, so far so good..

    Your Jesus
     
  12. draqon Banned Banned

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    And finally...the supporters of those lying con-artists, what should be done to them?
     
  13. Simon Anders Valued Senior Member

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    Ah, well. No 20 questions necessary here. Sigh. And no problem about believing in liars.
     
  14. Reiku Banned Banned

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    YESHUA ???

    I do not think so.

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  15. Simon Anders Valued Senior Member

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    Do you mean people who voted Republican or advertising agencies?
     
  16. draqon Banned Banned

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    I mean with focus on the thread topic...

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    and not trolling.
     
  17. Simon Anders Valued Senior Member

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    Ah. See that doesn't seem relevent. I am the only person who could possibly be conceived of as supporting the alleged con-artist - they are certainly something, but con-artist is not my guess. But I challenged the claimant and their answer was found wanting. This leaves no nagging doubts hanging in the air. Plus it was good training. Should I start a thread claiming this person is Jesus, well, that would be a horse with another name.
     
  18. draqon Banned Banned

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    ah so OP is a horse, now?

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    You hear that shedevilx, how Simon thinks of you...
     
  19. Reiku Banned Banned

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    QQ....
     
  20. shedevilx Registered Senior Member

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    my dear brothers and sisters, i know how long you have been waiting for me..

    i'm here finally, here to help you and guide you ..

    i loved and missed you all so much..

    finally my father God alloved me here, but you all have to keep a secret yet and dont disclose, as i dont want the same thing to happen to me...

    this time all will be much better, Father assigned me with a laptop and a better budget, and he said- he will increase the budget for this my mission in the near future - ones i'll build a strong follower base (he said 1000 people min)

    as per your question "should i believe a liars?"

    you know my answer : "there is no truth but perception in human world", my brothers and sisters

    the only truth is i'm here, came back to save you..
     
  21. Reiku Banned Banned

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    Take no longer, AS it will become your own fate.
     
  22. draqon Banned Banned

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    the only truth is that which Bible speaks of

    Matthew 24:23-28.
     
  23. Simon Anders Valued Senior Member

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    Hej, I like horses. And they never make claims they cannot fulfill.
     

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