itchy ass

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by dribbler, Sep 16, 2004.

  1. dribbler Banned Banned

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    my ass has been itching lately. does anyone know what would be a good cream to take care of this problem.

    i was wondering in anyone has any sort of gel or pancake batter that would keep this from festering.
     
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  3. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    Take a shower....it solves most of such skin problems.
     
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  5. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Try a dermabrasion, it takes everything off if it is done right!
     
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  7. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    You could have worms. Especially if you itch more in the evening and night.
     
  8. fadeaway humper that way lies madness Registered Senior Member

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    If you are talking about haemorrhoids, the only reliable course of action is amputation.
    From the neck down.

    Or you could lay off spicy food.
     
  9. OverTheStars Registered Senior Member

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    Watch out! It could be scabies! My friend started itching real bad on his bum, and we all assumed it was poison ivy, but after a few months of itching, it had spread to his hands, arms, legs, genitals and so forth. We all thought he had poison ivy from taking a dump in the woods. I wont say anything else, except look it up on google, and compare your rash with pictures of other peoples rashes.
     
  10. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    heh, if something like this comes out of your ass you know what the problem is...

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    But it can have many causes, perhaps you should go and speak with a doctor.
     

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