Joke

Discussion in 'Religion Archives' started by truestory, Nov 4, 1999.

  1. truestory Registered Senior Member

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    I received this story via e-mail today... Some of you might get a kick out of it:

    My grandmother, who lived in Tucson, was well-known for her faith and lack of reticence in talking about it. She would go out on the front porch everyday and yell, "Praise the Lord!" and everyday, her neighbor would shout back, "There ain't no Lord!"

    During those days, my grandmother was very poor, and the neighbor decided to prove his point by buying a large bag of groceries and placing it on her porch by her door.

    The next morning, Grandmother went to the porch and, seeing the groceries, said, "Praise the Lord!" The neighbor stepped out from behind a tree and shouted, "There ain't no Lord. 'I' bought those groceries!"

    Grandmother replied, "Praise the Lord! Not only did you send me food but you made the devil pay for it, to boot!"

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  3. SkyeBlue Registered Senior Member

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  5. truestory Registered Senior Member

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    Why, SkyeBlue!!! I believe you've got it!

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  7. Oxygen One Hissy Kitty Registered Senior Member

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    Hee hee!
     
  8. SkyeBlue Registered Senior Member

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    true'-

    Hey, I have a sense of humor! I might not believe in God, but you'd probably find me to be quite a kick if you met me in person. I can (and do) laugh at everything and everyone, especially myself. ESPECIALLY myself.

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  9. truestory Registered Senior Member

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    Hello SkyeBlue,

    I was referring to the "smiley face" thing...

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  10. SkyeBlue Registered Senior Member

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    true' -

    My apologies, madam! Yes, thanks to your tip, I have mastered the smiley face. Did you see my 'winkie' face?

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  11. truestory Registered Senior Member

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    I sure did - you catch on quickly!
     
  12. SkyeBlue Registered Senior Member

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    Heh, heh.. Me smart, learn much fastly.

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