Jokes and Funny Stories II

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    Jesus walked on water because he knew where the rocks were. It was all stage magic, just the like the wine trick at his wedding to Mary Magdalene...

    You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
     
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    Stephen Fry on QI

    Surgeon talking to a patient waiting on cornea replacement

    "We haven't any donor eyes at the moment"
    Looks out of window
    "But it's raining so it shouldn't be to long"

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    Is that god playing doctor?

    Take two tablets and call me in the morning

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