,True story, Once, I lived in Bogra(district) Bangladesh. So there was a guy like that.... He always drinks ethanol after hard work and then makes himself unclothed in his family, but he had a young daughter, a son and a wife. So they are worried about this silly guy. One day wife said : why you are being silly ? You have young daughter and son, don't you see ?? The guy: shut up bitch ! If you and your son and daughter don't wanna watch my unclothed body then get out of my house ! After few weeks a person told them to beat the silly guy for his bad habit. So they did this to the guy and he didn't do it again.
Muslim/Hindu/Christian/...: You shouldn't marry your own brother or sister, It's a great sin. ***: But how can I marry my own sister ? Muslim/Hindu/Christian/...(to ***): You are evil. Intellectual(to ***): I think you can do when your God likes this. Muslim/Hindu/Christian/...(to Intellectual) : You have come here with evil. Intellectual: Children of Adam and Eve were doing sex you know ! And God could create two Adam and two Eve, so their children could do sex Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Kuba kaba Kuba kaba: Hey boo boo ! Humans are trying to live on mars you know ? But I think birds will be stupid on there because they can't find location without magnetic field. View attachment 1128 boo boo boo boo: May be cocks, hens, ducks will be smart on there. View attachment 1130 kuba kaba kuba kaba: You mean half bird ?Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! View attachment 1129 chiku
Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! chiku chiku: Can monkey live on mars ? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! khu kha khu kha: May be rephrase the sentence ?
A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar. Sometime later two of them leave.
Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! chiku chiku: But why ? Any monkey disturbed them ? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! boo boo boo boo: I think 'No'. Monkey never goes to bar.
Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! doo doo doo doo: But what about the word 'ROTFLMFAO' ? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! BOO BOO BOO BOO: May be it's a vintage alien word of english letters.
Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! chiku chiku: This guy posted the link boo boo ! It's not alien word but may be vintage. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! doo doo doo doo: It's ok! We all know that our boo boo is little bit stupid. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! boo boo boo boo: .... ... ... holePlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Here's a joke: What's the difference between a moderate muslim and a radical muslim? The radical muslim wants to cut off a qaffir's head, and the moderate wants the radical to cut off the qaffir's head. Funny, huh? I have Baptist jokes that you might like... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! doo doo doo doo: I like this ! Muslim kills qaffirs and qaffir kills muslims, so reducing humans and earth will be better place for monkeyPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! kuba kaba kuba kaba: Oh doo doo ! I like it too. Human is second deadly animal after mosquito to reduce humanPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I like mosquitoes(it is little bit vampire though) and those idiot humans who are killing humans Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! boo boo boo boo: And you are a little bit stupid kuba kaba ! I think number one deadly animal is human not mosquito. There are over 5500000 humans are dying cause of pollution every and they are not counted to dead list. So I think human is first and mosquito second.
If you don't want your Baptist friend to drink your beer when y'all go fishing, invite another Baptist. They'll watch each other.
i love religious jokes [get the pun? or rather, the double entendre? ROTFLMFAO] John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a large Catholic neighborhood. On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a big juicy steak on his grill. Meanwhile, all of his neighbors were eating cold tuna fish for supper. This went on each Friday of Lent. On the last Friday of Lent, the neighborhood men got together and decided that something had to be done about John. He was tempting them to eat meat each Friday of Lent, and they couldn't take it anymore. They decided to try and convert John to be a Catholic. They went over and talked to him and were so happy that he decided to join all of his neighbors and become a Catholic. They took him to Church, and the Priest sprinkled some water over him, and said, "You were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, and now you are Catholic." The men were so relieved, now their biggest Lenten temptation was resolved. The next year's Lenten season rolled around. The first Friday of Lent came, and just at supper time, when the neighborhood was setting down to their tuna fish dinner, came the wafting smell of steak cooking on a grill. The neighborhood men could not believe their noses! WHAT WAS GOING ON? They called each other up and decided to meet over in John's yard to see if he had forgotten it was the first Friday of Lent. The group arrived just in time to see John standing over his grill with a small pitcher of water. He was sprinkling some water over his steak on the grill, saying, "You were born a cow, you were raised a cow, and now you are a fish." ********************************************************* Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Baptist - and their wives were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and before long, they were standing before St. Peter. First came the Presbyterian and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny." Then came the Methodist. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!" The Baptist turned to his wife and whispered nervously, "This doesn't look good, Fanny." ******************************************************************************* Ten Commandments (May offend Baptist Ministers) There once was a good Baptist Minister, who in order to make his family's budget go a little further, rode a bicycle to Church and to Church functions. One day his bike turned up missing. He searched everywhere, but could not find it. Since it was a very small town he lived in, and most of the town was in his parish, he assumed that one of his flock had strayed and stolen his bicycle. He spoken with his Deacon about his quandry. The Deacon suggested that at the Sermon next Sunday, the Minister talk on the Ten Commandments. When he got to the Commandment "Thou Shalt Not Steal", the Minister should turn on the Fire-and-Brimstone and preach like he had never preached before. The guilty part should then feel such remorse for their wrongdoing, that they would return the bike. So Sunday came and the Minister gave his sermon. It was a good sermon but when he reached "Thou Shalt Not Steal", there was no Fire-and-Brimstone. The Deacon was puzzled and asked the Minister why he hadn't really socked it to the thief. "Well" said the Minister, "I was all set to turn on the Fire-and-Brimstone like I had never done before. That part was to be my sermon to end all sermons. But when I got to the "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" part, I remembered where I had left my bicycle!"
a few more for Boss Sapo! ********************************************************* There are three truths in life: Jewish people do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store. ********************************************************* Why do Baptists object so strongly to pre-marital sex? They're afraid it might lead to drinking and dancing. ********************************************************* Two hundred Southern Baptists were stranded on Treasure Island in Disneyland Sunday night. They refused to take the ferry. ********************************************************* Now the Southern Baptists are boycotting `The Flintstones'. They absolutely refuse to have a gay ol' time. ********************************************************* How many of Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb? FORNICATION! It's a sin to screw anywhere, even in light bulbs. ********************************************************* A Fundamentalist Baptist Minister in Alabama, sorely tempted, finally propositioned the Choir director one night after practice, when they were alone in the Church. "Where should we do it, Reverend?" she enthusiastically replied. "Right here on the floor!" he panted. "It'd be too cold." she whispered. "How about standing up?" "Good Lord, girl! Have you taken leave of you senses?" he shouted. "If anyone came in, they'd think we were dancing!" ********************************************************* A man finds a handsome, but unusually inexpensive horse. The seller tells him, "He's cheap because a Baptist minister trained him, and he don't respond to normal commands. Say 'Jesus Christ' and he goes, yell 'Sin!' and he stops." The man replies, "At that price, I'll take him anyway." Soon after, the man is riding the horse when it's suddenly spooked by a snake. It dashes in a panic toward the edge of a steep cliff. The man yells, "Stop! Stop!" The horse races on. Then, at the last moment, the man remembers. "Sin!" he shouts. The horse skids to a stop at the cliff's edge. Still shaking from fright, the man looks at the 1000 foot drop, says, "Jesus Christ!" ********************************************************* I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said,"Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. ********************************************************* A man went to heaven and was being shown around by St. Peter. As they went from cloud to cloud they came to various doors which St. Peter would open. One showed a large group rolling on the floor and talking in tongues. "Our Pentecostals" he said.. Next was a serious ritual. "Our Jewish persuasion" he replied. Then another ritualistic service. "Our Catholics". At the next cloud, he didn't open the door but instead put his forefinger to his lips in the hush motion and they both tip toed past.. Once past, the man asked what that was all about !? "Those are the Baptists", he explained. "They think they are the only one's here". ********************************************************* In order to get all their members deeply engaged in reaching out for new members the Southern Baptists have set up a new incentive program. Bring in one convert and you don't have to pay any dues for five years. Bring in two converts and you are allowed to quit. Bring in three converts and you get a special diploma proving by clear biblical argument that you were never a member. This is the only way you can get such a diploma. ********************************************************* A Baptist and a Methodist were riding out together, just prior to a storm. The Baptist suggested they should drive faster. The latter replied, "Why, brother, are you afraid of water?" "Oh, no," said the Baptist, "I am not afraid of the water, it's the sprinkling I wish to avoid." ********************************************************* The pastor of a poor Baptist church passed away and the congregation went into town to take up a collection for the funeral. "Would you give $5 to bury the Baptist preacher?" "Here's $10," said the atheist, "bury two of them." ********************************************************* A woman called on the Baptist minister and asked him if he would preach a funeral for her dog who had just died. "I can't do that, ma'am," he said. "Why don't you try the Presbyterian minister?" "All right," she said, "but can you give me some advice. How much should I pay him - three hundred dollars or four hundred dollars?" "Hold on," he said, "I didn't know your dog was Baptist!" ********************************************************* The Top Effects of the Southern Baptists' Boycott of Disney: Children in deep south begin mass conversion to Judaism. Athletes now heard saying, "I'm going to Disneyland, and then to HELL!" Disneyland courts atheists with new slogan: "The closest place to heaven YOU'LL ever see!" Hellfire and Animation! Reduced pressure to put pants on Donald Duck. Neighborhood "working girls" can no longer count on generous tips from visiting televangelists. Crowds at DollyWood soar into the dozens. Baptists now must visit Disney World in the same disguise they wear to the liquor store. Chip & Dale land on the cover of "Out" Magazine. Absolutely Nothing!! *********************************************************
