Jokes and Funny Stories II

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    The Difference between Men and Women

    A guy is bombin' along in the countryside and heads down a steep narrow, dirt road.
    About halfway down, he sees another car struggling its way up the same narrow road.
    As they pass, the woman in the other car yells out "PIG!"
    So, he sticks his head out the window and yells back "BITCH!" and continues on his way.
    And at the bottom of the hill, he plows into a giant pig in the middle of the road.
     
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    There are 3 types of people in the world.

    Those who can count & those who cannot.

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  15. arfa brane call me arf Valued Senior Member

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    What happened to the fly in the gorilla cage?

    It went apeshit.
     
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    i don't get it. gorilla cages have bars with a very wide berth relative to a tiny fly and it can just leave, so why would it go apeshit?

    i don't even get it in a figurative sense or literal like what does ape and shit particularly have to do with a fly?
     
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    men are bad communicators, aren't they? and she runs over a female dog up the same narrow road. he should have just yelled, "DOG!"
     
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    But women are coy . Bad communicators as well .
     
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    The difference between men and women is that she was trying to help a stranger, and, contrarily, he assumed the worst of a stranger.
     
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    Both perspectives
     
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    I believe there is a language barrier... what makes sense in his language doesn't come across the same in ours
     
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    What does cow and shit have to do with a fly? What does shit have to do with any fly? I mean, bro, shee-it!

    Note how explaining or trying to explain why a joke is funny just isn't (funny, that is).
     
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    Nurse in a busy ward was stopped by another nurse

    "Why have you got a thermometer behind your ear?"

    Nurse pulls it out, looks at it

    "Bollocks, some arsehole's got my pen"

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