Legal to beat ones wife?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Mrs.Lucysnow, Dec 14, 2010.

  1. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    please? pretty please?..even if i put a cherry on top?

    i know..we will take a road trip..stafford county..but we gotta get there before 8 am..
     
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  3. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    It's a stupid law anyway as it requires taking them out of the kitchen first!

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  5. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Are there steps at the courthouse? Perhaps they have a disabled ramp.
    Maybe they should change the law to make it more modern.
     
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  7. Mrs.Lucysnow Valued Senior Member

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    True. One could be prosecuted on a technicality if the court house has no steps. Or maybe it could be done in the stairwell.

    Again if this law is on the books does it mean you could get away with it?
     
  8. christa Frankly, I don't give a dam! Valued Senior Member

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    there is probably a clause to it that renders that you have just one minute out of the day to do it and when you beat her it wasn't at the right time.. lol
     
  9. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    man gets prosecuted for assaulting his wife on the steps, officials had no problem with the argument that a baseball bat was a stick, they did have a problem when the defendant had used a aluminum baseball bat..

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  10. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    I think federal and state law would override a municipal statute. I expect it's been tried. I would be interested to see the Claghorn trying to argue it.
     
  11. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    Surely you can just drag them out of the chair? Although if it's one of those mobility scooters for fatties then I'd be inclined to agree.

    I wonder if they also have provision for my horse to be fed and watered....
     
  12. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Of course, but not if you're humming when you ride up. Then it's the stocks, my lad.
     

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