Lie Here

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by darksidZz, Feb 10, 2010.

  1. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    Well, I'm happily married with 3 kids. I own my own law firm and own 3 homes; one in CO, one in FL and one in NY.
     
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  3. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    I am a homosexual millionaire. I travel around the world with Baron Max, feeding the poor starving children.
     
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  5. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Wow. Baron Max is more of a saint than I thought.
     
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  7. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    I actually mailed you 20 million in cash via Fed Ex yesterday. Have you received it yet?
     
  8. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    I found a new girlfriend today to replace the last one that I dumped, I found 100 bucks on a sidewalk and also got a new job with a music company where I met another chick that's into me, she bought me drinks and said I looked "sexy enough to sleep with". Things are lookin up me lads!
     
  9. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    No, I am down in Haiti at the moment. I will pick it up when I get back.
     
  10. jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

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    Wow. Can't think of a single lie right now that's worse then the truth about my life.
     
  11. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    Sorry hon, I picked it up for you. I'll see you in Haiti.

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  12. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    /non-lie

    Cheers, Jessie. It's bound to get better. You know what the secret of life is? Just getting through. Family and friends are the grease. PM if you need an ear, ok?
     
  13. jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

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    *non-lie*

    Thanx, G

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  14. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Anytime, Jessie.
     
  15. draqon Banned Banned

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    pathetic
     
  16. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    I absolutely love and adore Russia - and I don't just mean that sweet, sweet spud juice, either !

    I mean I love the damn place !

    I wish I could of lived there - back in the good old days, that is... ...not under this bald wuss and his wimpy puppet dude they got running the joint now...

    I mean back when that bodacious-haired, manly mustachio'd Georgian train robber was in charge !

    Man - would I have loved rotting away in the old GULAG... ...eating dried fish-head soup and rotten cabbages every day while toiling to build power plants or dig in coal mines in cheery Siberia !

    SWEET HOLY JESUS MAN !!! I WANNA TO GO BACK IN TIME SO THE SECRET POLICE CAN 'ARTICLE 58' MY ASS !!!

    :yay::xctd::yay:
     
  17. draqon Banned Banned

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    yeah that would be usefull KillJoy
     

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