Make one up would be your best option I guesscist Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
An EIdetic Texan phyZISSist, Was quite an annoying narcissist. A hypochonDREEac As A matter OF fack, According to HIS own pharMISSist.
PubLISSist! That's it! There was a HoLEEwood narcissist, Who considered himself an artissist. Though he couldn't act His way out of a sack, It mattered not to his pubLISSist.
There was a young man with a _______, That was so exceedingly _______, He _______ it and _______ it And _______ it and _______ it But he had to admit that it _______.
There was a young man with a HORSE That was so exceedingly COURSE He PICKED it and LICKED it And NICKED it and PRICKED it But he had to admit that it NEEDS SAUCE Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
While at a party I let go a farty The smell was devine I claimed it as mine I really was quite smarty Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Don't you know how this works?? You're not supposed to expend creative effort to increase your post count. You're supposed to Google 'limerick' images, and just paste here whatever you find. It shouldn't take more than 30 seconds. Any longer and you're doing it wrong.
A fellow jumped off a high wall, And had a most terrible fall. He went back to bed, With a bump on his head, That's why you don't jump off a wall. <> (Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.)
Seems not I do it to keep brain ticking. Post count not interested Lazy Won't bother Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
When I fall out of bed And fall on my head I never do bleat If I fall on my feet From that I get street creed Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
