If doing it wrong is a sin, I'm going to say, "Count me in." If eschewing Google Is breaking a roogle, The roogles can go in the bin.
To fall out of bed is a feeling That's likely to set you a-reeling. But it would be badder And make you much madder If somehow you fell on the ceiling.
An apple I was peeling Well it fell to the ceiling That's not Newtonian It's more just phonyian With what here are we dealing? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I wonder what physics would be If Newton had an orange tree. If one had fallen on his toe, Inquiring minds want to know, Would he have still found gravity?
I'm doing it wrong he cried out It seems he had not a doubt But the wronger I got The more he got hot But really he doesn't have clout Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I can write a limerick faster Than become a Google-master. The hardest part is finding A good rhyme that you're not minding If I stick it on the laster.
If we had a whole debate In a limericky state, Would it violate decorum Of a science-minded forum? If not, should we set a date?
If Newton's tree was one of a orange And Newton's name was one of Gorringe Gravity would still exists Until Gorringe got pissed And fell off the hill name of Blorenge Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
If you need a word that rhymes with housinge, You can always use Google for browsinge. Some might call it cheatinge And give you a beatinge, But it ain't gonna stop you from mousinge.
If Newton's tree had been a fig tree Then maybe we would be gravityless. But for sure nevertheless We would still have at best Fig Newtons with our tea.
You can write a limerick faster Than a high speed water blaster But to become a true Google master And write limericks truely faster Caster a spell from a faster master blaster Pastor Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Version Two If Newton's tree was one of a orange And Newton's name was one of Gorringe When Mr Gorringe went out His gravity stood out When he fell off the hill name of Blorenge Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
If Newton's tree had been fig And Newton did jig When a fig hit the ground Then something profound Like gravity he did dig Coffee time Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Your calling for decorum? In a science minded forum? Surely you jest We want just the best Like the Latin gold aurum Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
If we had a debate In a limericky state It would be just fate If we finished to late To relax on a date Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Limericks I cannot compose, With noxious smells in my nose. But this one was easy, I only felt queasy, Because I was sniffing my toes. <>
Limericks you cannot compose With smells wafting your nose Most certainly collect them And look for within them a gem Just make sure you can't call it prose Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
/// There once was a man from Peru, Who had a lot of growing up to do. He'd ring a doorbell, then run like hell, Until the owner shot him with a .22. <>
Those Peruvians are so bad They make me so mad They knock on the door Then they fall on the floor It really is quite sad Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Da da da dum dum Da da da dum dum Da da da dum dum Da da da dum dum Diddlie Diddlie Diddlie Diddlie Diddlie Diddlie Diddlie Diddlie Da da da dum dum Da da da dum dum
/// There was an odd fellow named Gus, When travelling he made such a fuss. He was banned from the train, Not allowed on a plane, And now travels only by bus. <>
