Long Dump

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  1. thecollage Registered Senior Member

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    What is the longest dump one could take? I had one the other day that must have been a couple feet long with a big clump on the end. Anyone experience anything similar.
     
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  5. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Depends on "how full of shit" you are!

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  7. skaught The field its covered in blood Valued Senior Member

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    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Oh thats is so disgusting!!! I just Loled at a coffee shop full of people and they all looked at me like I'm crazy!!!

    HAHAHAHAHA
     
  8. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    How tall's Bono?
     
  9. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    ....I dont poop...ever
     
  10. Steve100 O͓͍̯̬̯̙͈̟̥̳̩͒̆̿ͬ̑̀̓̿͋ͬ ̙̳ͅ ̫̪̳͔O Valued Senior Member

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    Not as tall as Randy's poo.
     
  11. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    LMFAO!!!! I had forgotten about that!
     
  12. Xevious Truth Beyond Logic Registered Senior Member

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    It's cool when you take such a nasty shit you leave a pile higher than the water.
     
  13. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    " Don't Call me number two EVER!.".

    LOL.
     
  14. draqon Banned Banned

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    scientifically the maximum size of poop can be as large as the large intestine size and proportional to the energy in muscles required to push the poop out. Also length depends on the food one ate because it affect structural integrity of poop to stay together.
     
  15. draqon Banned Banned

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stiffness

    axial stiffness of poop is k=AE/L ... A is cross-sectional area, E is Young's modulus, and L is length of modulus...and we want to find the largest L value...

    the idea here is to first find the correct E (Young's modulus) value for poop...what would poop material be most likely like?

    like rubber?
     
  16. draqon Banned Banned

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    Come on physicists help me out here...what is poop's / dump young modulus value? what is the closest stiffness of the above material that matches that of poop?
     
  17. draqon Banned Banned

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    I found that average poop's Young modulus is 0.85...based on a hypothesis of carbonic material being poop in general.
     
  18. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    I doubt the consistency of poop is consistant enough to be of practical use.
     
  19. draqon Banned Banned

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    So we have k = stiffness of poop = A E / L , so L = AE/k, to find maximum value for L I would take a derivative of AE/k...were AE would be constants (A is constant assuming poop cross sectional area is constant and E is value of 0.85 lbf/in²) so a derivative of AE/k is (-1)(AE)(k^-2)...so than we plug in...darn it the whole thing becomes 0...
     
  20. draqon Banned Banned

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    Nickelodeon lets assume that Youngs modulus is the same throughout the poop length...ok...
     
  21. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    What about clenching? It affects the cross section of the poop and thus alter its lengths. Tight arses poop longer.
     
  22. draqon Banned Banned

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    having that would require to treat poop in a Mathlab environment...thats way too complex.
     
  23. EmmZ It's an animal thing Registered Senior Member

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    Weird, is that true? It takes me frikkin hours to shit. I wonder if I have a tight arse, I shouldn't do, it's a two-way by-pass that chute.
     
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