Off the wall..

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  1. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    me and my dog ate raisins tonight. i made some broccoli salad. they were fresh raisins though. i just bought them yesterday.
     
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  3. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    Your dog eats raisins and broccoli salad? Hope ya have some BEANO handy.

    I was only joking about the raisins... It's from an old joke having to do with oatmeal cookies..

    A woman brings a plate of oatmeal cookies to work, to share w/everyone..

    1 guy says "I sure liked those cookies, especially the raisins"...The woman says "I didn't make them with raisins, I'm allergic. But, we have had a problem with mice lately"

    I'm sure ya get it.

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  5. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    we had some beer too.

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    but in the broccoli salad, those were definitely raisins. we have 5 cats. 2 indoors and 3 outdoors. no mice.

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  7. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    OK...Just always make sure no mice are nearby, when eating raisins... Or, rabbits, for that matter... Better safe than sorry.

    I used to have a bird that liked beer...Well, liked vodka too.. I guess the bird was Russian.
     
  8. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    i used to have a rabbit when i was a kid. it's name was smokey. and all it did was eat and hop and shit. i felt bad leaving it in it's cage, so i used to cut little holes in the sides of the toes of my tube socks, and stuff his butt down in them. they were like rabbit diapers, so he could hop around the house, and all his little turds would land in the sock, instead of on the carpet. good thinkin' huh?

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  9. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    Rabbit diapers...Very cool. Should see about a patent..

    We guys have other uses for socks...Or, so I hear...lmao.

    I know, bad joke...But, it's late, and it just had to be typed.
     
  10. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    well then, i'm glad they're not in style anymore.

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  11. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    I don't know that they're not in style anymore.. I just think the washing machines, and dryers eat 'em up faster than they can be made..

    maybe not...But, it's an idea to ponder.:shrug:
     
  12. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    is there such a word as ruthfull??
     
  13. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    Not really sure who Ruth is, but, I'm glad to know she's had her fill.
     
  14. MelissaF Registered Member

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    Whats going on here?
    Can anyone of you gonna tell me?
     
  15. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    this is a thread i created for stuff i think of that is not worthy of its own thread..small stuff..others can also post stuff here..

    welcome melissa..get yur post on!
     

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