One year older..and not a whole lot wiser

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  1. MacGyver1968

    MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Today is my birthday...celebrating 42 consecutive years of successfully cheating death.

    I'm just waiting for my spanking....42 licks and one to grow on!
     
    MacGyver1968, Feb 5, 2010
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  3. Enmos

    Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Congratulations Mac!

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    Enmos, Feb 5, 2010
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  5. Grim_Reaper

    Grim_Reaper I Am Death Destroyer of Worlds Registered Senior Member

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    Congrats on being 42 I turn 43 this year and I was told last week my Sons GF is prego. So that makes me a Granpa at 43 a Granpa what is the world coming too.
     
    Grim_Reaper, Feb 5, 2010
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  7. MacGyver1968

    MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Grandpa? Congrats!! I'll send you a cane that you can shake at those damn whippersnappers!
     
    MacGyver1968, Feb 5, 2010
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  8. Enmos

    Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Congrats man.
    I'm going to call you gramps from now on

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    Enmos, Feb 5, 2010
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  9. John99

    John99 Banned Banned

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    put on a sexy negligee and drink some white wine and spank yourself.
     
    John99, Feb 5, 2010
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  10. cosmictraveler

    cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    cosmictraveler, Feb 5, 2010
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  11. PieAreSquared

    PieAreSquared Woo is resistant to reason Registered Senior Member

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    happy bday mac
     
    PieAreSquared, Feb 5, 2010
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  12. GeoffP

    GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Congratulations, you drunken coffin-dodger!

    Somewhere, a robed Death is snapping its fingers in dismay and cursing middle-management.

    May you have a hundred hundred more.
     
    GeoffP, Feb 5, 2010
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  13. Anti-Flag

    Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    Congrats man, always remember that growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional.

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    Anti-Flag, Feb 5, 2010
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  14. clusteringflux

    clusteringflux Version 1. OH! Valued Senior Member

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    42 years already? It seems like just yesterday when this picture was taken.

    edit: Damn bandwidth hogs denied me.:bawl:
     
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    clusteringflux, Feb 5, 2010
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  15. Dywyddyr

    Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Don't fret about it.
    No one expected you to get any wiser.
    Happy birthday.
    (Incidentally it was mine on 1st).
     
    Dywyddyr, Feb 5, 2010
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  16. cosmictraveler

    cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    All you young whippersnappers here!

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    cosmictraveler, Feb 5, 2010
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  17. MacGyver1968

    MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Well..I just got back from my birthday celebration at my local Irish pub...people were buying me shots, and giving me care packages of medical marijuana. Needless to say, I'm lit like a candle and baked like a cake. The chef even made me a Godiva chocolate liqueur creme brulee with a candle on top....it was like fucking sex on your tongue...and the hot redhead waitress with big boobs spanked me.

    Overall..a great birthday, and I thank you all for you best wishes.

    Mitch
     
    MacGyver1968, Feb 6, 2010
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  18. MacGyver1968

    MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Happy belated birthday bro...obviously, people born under our star have a particular genius for dealing with woo.

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    MacGyver1968, Feb 6, 2010
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  19. Norsefire

    Norsefire Salam Shalom Salom Registered Senior Member

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    Happy Birthday!
     
    Norsefire, Feb 6, 2010
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  20. S.A.M.

    S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    S.A.M., Feb 6, 2010
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  21. madanthonywayne

    madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    madanthonywayne, Feb 6, 2010
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  22. Ahem

    Ahem embrace simplicity Registered Senior Member

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    It's still your birthday on the west coast, so more Happy Birthday to you.

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    Ahem, Feb 6, 2010
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  23. skaught

    skaught The field its covered in blood Valued Senior Member

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