So I'm not even sure if Jesus existed... but! Was he an alien hybrid? Guiding star=UFO Raising from the dead at Easter=Aliens recovering Jesus' body from the tomb Angels surrounded by halos=bright shining UFOs Mt Sinai 10 commandments=receiving code of laws from aliens Virgin Mary=Jesus was an alien hybrid, abducted and implanted with baby Jesus' special talents=superior alien genes Walking on water+producing bread from nothing=alien technology Dying for our sins=chooses not to be rescued or seek retribution against humanity. Also sets an example of selflessness which has been followed for 2000 years. Aliens are using us as an incubation chamber for beneficial mutations to create hybrid races with. It's far easier to let us deal with the harsh realities of nature and splice our DNA than build a new creature from scratch, since every gene has to be designed perfectly for a creature to work correctly.