Origins of Christianity?

Discussion in 'Alternative Theories' started by Zowie, Dec 6, 2015.

  1. Zowie Registered Member

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    So I'm not even sure if Jesus existed... but!

    Was he an alien hybrid?
    Guiding star=UFO
    Raising from the dead at Easter=Aliens recovering Jesus' body from the tomb
    Angels surrounded by halos=bright shining UFOs
    Mt Sinai 10 commandments=receiving code of laws from aliens
    Virgin Mary=Jesus was an alien hybrid, abducted and implanted with baby
    Jesus' special talents=superior alien genes
    Walking on water+producing bread from nothing=alien technology
    Dying for our sins=chooses not to be rescued or seek retribution against humanity. Also sets an example of selflessness which has been followed for 2000 years.

    Aliens are using us as an incubation chamber for beneficial mutations to create hybrid races with. It's far easier to let us deal with the harsh realities of nature and splice our DNA than build a new creature from scratch, since every gene has to be designed perfectly for a creature to work correctly.
     
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  3. sculptor Valued Senior Member

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    most likely:
    None of the above.
     
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  5. zgmc Registered Senior Member

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    You could probably get enough of a following to start your own church. I don't think it's any less believable than what Christianity is teaching.
     
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  7. trevor borocz johnson Registered Senior Member

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    If aliens were here they'd have to travel from somewhere and everywhere else is too far. It's like when you walk to a place and you have to walk longer and longer because your not there yet, so your walking and it keeps getting harder and harder because your vibrating strings that make you are exerting air-o-robic energy. And you can't walk anymore so you turn around in your driveway and go back in the house where the aliens are.
     
  8. zgmc Registered Senior Member

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    Exactly.

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  9. Zowie Registered Member

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    Guess I'd call it the Church of interesting coincidences then.
     
  10. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    We have the same evidence for gods and aliens - none. However, aliens do seem more likely.
     
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  11. timojin Valued Senior Member

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    You are speaking for yourself and for your group.
     
  12. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    I'm not a member of any group.

    Do you think we have any evidence for gods or aliens?
     
  13. spidergoat Venued Serial Memberlist Valued Senior Member

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    It's called Scientology.
     
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  14. Zowie Registered Member

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    Uh, no, that's something else entirely.
     
  15. timojin Valued Senior Member

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    Ask those people who are baptized with the holly spirit they are human. thy will give you plenty of evidence , Don't bother asking an atheist .
     
  16. spidergoat Venued Serial Memberlist Valued Senior Member

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    Aliens are far more likely that a god, we know there are distant planets, and we know it's possible for life to be on them.
     
  17. timojin Valued Senior Member

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    Are you thinking the NAZCA people ? How about the Nephilim in the book of ENOCH or the ANAKI . By the way it wre found some circular items which make a long path in Lebanon ot is said there are 8000 years old.
     
  18. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    I know a lot of people who claim to be baptised with the holy spirit. They have no evidence.
     
  19. zgmc Registered Senior Member

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    My kid was baptized to make grandma happy. Had to watch an hour long video at the Catholic church in order to qualify for it. The whole video was ridiculous, but I laughed out loud at one point. Boy, did I get some dirty looks. Apparently if you don't get baptized, the demons can get right in... So, I guess the proof would be, does anyone you know that's been baptized have any demons inside of them?
     
  20. spidergoat Venued Serial Memberlist Valued Senior Member

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    No, those are human artifacts.
     

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