I want to see what u would think the caption for this pic would be: Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! My, those nukes are there not there! "Dear Leader" (LOL)KIM JONG IL of NK.
"According to my palm-reading, I am in danger being usurped by a great black menace near me this very instant!"
Press conference? "That's an excellent question, sir. If you'll kindly step over here, my major domo will now have you shot." :m:, Tiassa Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
"With this very hand I will smash the decadent West!" or "Oh, that, you ask? That's my collection of Don Henley and Brian Adams albums."
Well, my idea was to launch our missles at the Western dogs, but Mr. Findlebump (the man who lives in my hand) says that we should put them in the parade and that they can be the biggest float.
UberDragon used my idea, but he did a much better job with it than I would have, so it's all good. "When you say speak to the hand, Mr. President, do you mean this one?" "I wore my shiney shirt to distract people from noticing my Michael Jackson arm" "To make this document official, I will paint this hand red, and slap the Palm of Approval on the last page" "This hand is my naughty hand" giggle
"....OK, interview over,...now if you gentlemen excuse me,...I have an urgent appointment with Madam palm and her 5 daughters....." Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
"...so she says $30 dollars for a handjob. 30 friggin dollars for a handjob!!! scandalous!....so I says to her f**k you bitch, I'll do it myself....."
"I hope you like invisible pie, cause I made this one myself." or "Now that I have on my pretty shirt I can show you some of my old dance moves."
"And it is with this invisible pie that I will feed my starving but dedicated people!" or "Is my hair heavy, you ask? Light as air, I say, Light as air! Just like our imaginary food! Take this pie for example."
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh my god...... fucking hilarious.... "wait, what's over in that corner?? nuclear weapons??? nah, i promise......"
"So I said to that bastard Bush: 'You put a check in this hand, mister, or you just wait and see what this hand can do!'"
"See. I told you there was no giant black caterpillar on my hand.....Oh! On my head?" I just could not ignore the hair. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
*On a Barbra Walters special, tyrannical dictators, the softer side * Boy am i lucky that I still have this very hand! Funny story I went outside Pyongyang to the country side. Those peasants rushed me and almost ate it off. I heard that right hands are a speicality in the country side or NO, you that thing big cone structure is not a intercontinental missile! HAHA! NO it's the world's biggest dildo! ILL! If you hate sex, I am sorry.
