Photo Caption.... who's the best?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by nico, Aug 6, 2003.

  1. nico Banned Banned

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    I want to see what u would think the caption for this pic would be:

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    My, those nukes are there not there!

    "Dear Leader" (LOL)KIM JONG IL of NK.
     
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  3. "According to my palm-reading, I am in danger being usurped by a great black menace near me this very instant!"
     
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  5. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Staff Member

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    Press conference?

    "That's an excellent question, sir. If you'll kindly step over here, my major domo will now have you shot."

    :m:,
    Tiassa

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  7. "With this very hand I will smash the decadent West!"

    or

    "Oh, that, you ask? That's my collection of Don Henley and Brian Adams albums."
     
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  8. Halo Full Time Nerd-Bomber Registered Senior Member

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    "So my penis goes in this hand?"
     
  9. nico Banned Banned

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    See this! See this!!!

    Scared NK official says:

    Yes!?!

    Kimmie kins:

    Good, it's still there *sigh*
     
  10. UberDragon The Freak at the Computer Registered Senior Member

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    Well, my idea was to launch our missles at the Western dogs, but Mr. Findlebump (the man who lives in my hand) says that we should put them in the parade and that they can be the biggest float.
     
  11. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    "Silly Reporter those are not nukes...those are um...giant candy pinatas"
     
  12. river-wind Valued Senior Member

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    UberDragon used my idea, but he did a much better job with it than I would have, so it's all good.


    "When you say speak to the hand, Mr. President, do you mean this one?"


    "I wore my shiney shirt to distract people from noticing my Michael Jackson arm"

    "To make this document official, I will paint this hand red, and slap the Palm of Approval on the last page"

    "This hand is my naughty hand" giggle
     
  13. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    "....OK, interview over,...now if you gentlemen excuse me,...I have an urgent appointment with Madam palm and her 5 daughters....."

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  14. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    "...so she says $30 dollars for a handjob. 30 friggin dollars for a handjob!!! scandalous!....so I says to her f**k you bitch, I'll do it myself....."
     
  15. "I hope you like invisible pie, cause I made this one myself."

    or

    "Now that I have on my pretty shirt I can show you some of my old dance moves."
     
  16. nico Banned Banned

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    That? That is the NK annual famine show
     
  17. "And it is with this invisible pie that I will feed my starving but dedicated people!"

    or

    "Is my hair heavy, you ask? Light as air, I say, Light as air! Just like our imaginary food! Take this pie for example."
     
  18. nico Banned Banned

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    You know with this hand *weeping* I slapped the man who named my missile NO DONG!
     
  19. theonlyguyever omg met's lake out!!1 Registered Senior Member

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    oh my god...... fucking hilarious....

    "wait, what's over in that corner?? nuclear weapons??? nah, i promise......"
     
  20. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    "So I said to that bastard Bush: 'You put a check in this hand, mister, or you just wait and see what this hand can do!'"
     
  21. DarkEyedBeauty Pirate. Registered Senior Member

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    "See. I told you there was no giant black caterpillar on my hand.....Oh! On my head?"

    I just could not ignore the hair.

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  22. nico Banned Banned

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    *On a Barbra Walters special, tyrannical dictators, the softer side * Boy am i lucky that I still have this very hand! Funny story I went outside Pyongyang to the country side. Those peasants rushed me and almost ate it off. I heard that right hands are a speicality in the country side

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    NO, you that thing big cone structure is not a intercontinental missile! HAHA! NO it's the world's biggest dildo!

    ILL! If you hate sex, I am sorry.
     
  23. kareng Registered Senior Member

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    photo caption

    Now...to make shadow puppets on the wall do I need to use both hands?
     

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