To NK Leader My right hand is empty, but what do I hide in my left one?Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Today's new photo! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! What is Saddam saying? By golly what is that? Ohh it's just a B-2, hahaha! Silly Imperialist Americans P.S u may continue on Kimmie Kins overthere, but notify. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
"I don't usually do Karaoke requests.....but for you peasants I'll make an exception.....Ok...this one's a fav of mine......." *Bursts into a rendition of "I will survive"*
Ill, what is that? over there in the backround *pointing* *advisor* ohh it's a elderly woman with a massive wort! *SH* Allah I haven't seen anything that ugly since that movie Gigli
"...Tariq,...whaddya think?...the belt....off or on??. Plus the collars....too big??....and whaddya think about the top button...open or closed......and does this damn beret go with this jumper??.....and do ya think I should stick with two pockets..or is that too flash??.....jeeez it's soo hard to mix and match and look good nowadays....."
Look over there in Iran it is so much simpler for them, all they were is a black cloth! I hate tyrannical fashion Sidenote: Why do modern dictators like greenish brown?
Nico, it is so they can just remove their facial hair and then pretend to be nothing but a normal army man! Shame, they might just notice that attractive belt!Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
"Everybody, RIVERDANCE!....Shuffle to the left....now to the right!" Or "I was sort of going for the Robin Hood look...thought maybe it'd make me more likeable."
"Shit!...I'm putting on soo much f***ing weight,...man I gotta hit the Gym,..where's that flyer I got through the door today from BAGDADBODIES...they got a 2 for 1 special intro offer, if you bring along a Christian......where's that fool Tariq.....TARIQ!....." Mors...I swear I didn't see yours first....Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
The Saddam Picture "Oh, you want me to take it off, do you!? Let's start with this big, heavy belt!" or "We will now commence in smiting the American dogs . . . but first let me adjust my pants; the very thought of smiting gives me an absolutely huge boner."
Why is my entire air force flying away from the Americans?! -or- Right! with this disguise and those English lessons, I'll slip in among those Brits like a regular Field Marshal Montgomery! NOBODY will think of looking for me there...
New photo Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! What was said? (Rums and Saddam in 1983) Hello Mr.Hussein is that *sniff* is that the new batch of Anthrax I gave u?
Why mr.Hussein those are some soft hands! *SADDAM* Well thank you for noticing I use, Allah Akbar hand cream. *Looks at camera and blinks erracticly*
for the first... Nukes?? Let me show you something, See, nothing in this hand, nothing up the sleeve... for the second... Ok, so my stomach growls louder than I at times... for the last... If you look at me again like that, I am going to rub Bush's nose in the dirt. (just wait till they find where I hid the wmd)
"Saddy, baby! Hawaya, Hawaya... Did'je use those weapons we spoke about... You did use the weapons... Didn't you..."