Pick up Lines for Dark...

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  1. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Lets hear some cheesy pick up lines for Darksidz NOT to use........

    And do you have any that have actually worked.....that he could try....:bugeye:
     
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  3. Sock puppet path GRRRRRRRRRRRR Valued Senior Member

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    I want to couple with you.
     
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  5. Sock puppet path GRRRRRRRRRRRR Valued Senior Member

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    Hello I am a virgin, would you like to go out for mating purposes?
     
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  7. DanceAndExplode Fear me, for I am Death. Registered Senior Member

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    "i seek a female for mating purposes"... lol
     
  8. Sock puppet path GRRRRRRRRRRRR Valued Senior Member

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    Please fill out my pole.
     
  9. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    ummmmmm these are the ones not to use right lol
     
  10. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    "I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back.

    I want to be on you."
     
  11. DanceAndExplode Fear me, for I am Death. Registered Senior Member

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    shhh don't tell darksidzz... it'd be pretty amusing if he did... (actually he probably already has!! :0 lol)

    on second thought.... better tell him lol
     
  12. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package
     
  13. DanceAndExplode Fear me, for I am Death. Registered Senior Member

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    lol.. like that one..

    how about
    "come and sit on my lap, and lets talk about the first thing that pops up..."
    lol... funny

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    [On the dancefloor] Blimey, you don't sweat much for a fat girl.
     
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  16. DanceAndExplode Fear me, for I am Death. Registered Senior Member

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    lol. how about:

    Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
     
  17. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Want to play army? Ill lay down, and you can blow the hell out of me!
     
  18. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Is that a gun in your pocket or is your name not really Valerie?
     
  19. DanceAndExplode Fear me, for I am Death. Registered Senior Member

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    Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.
     
  20. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    "Do you own a dog? Because if not that means there's a place at the bottom of your bed where I could lay and watch you all night."

    And one of my female friends suggested that I could use
    "Do you have any genius in you? No? Would you like some?"
     
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    Interesting advice from Missy Straightedge.
     
  22. DanceAndExplode Fear me, for I am Death. Registered Senior Member

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    hahaha... *sarcasm*

    i was just googling pick up lines and i thought that one was funny. i never said i would use it!! lol
     
  23. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    lol.......or for you oli how bout these too;


    You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

    It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.

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