Well my experiences with getting hit on are not good.......mostly by real weirdos and losers......they seem to sense that I don't have it in me to be a real bitch so i end up talking to them.....and try and get out of it nicely but they seem to go on and on.......I am too nice that way.......
Firstly, if all you are interested in is "coupling" then you should just go with "wanna f*ck?" That way a straight yes or no will be forthcoming. And the odd gunshot. But if "coupling" is your sole interest then do not try to be nice, otherwise it's misrepresentation. She may think you're after a relationship. "A rush of excitement"? So lame. How about "when you smile I can't see the sun"? Nobody wants to be second choice, especially to a book. "A puke bag, if you have one". Either too formal or not formal enough. "Would you like coffee?" or "Would you do me the honour of accompanying me for coffee?" And the stare gets you marked as psycho, desperate or both. Close.
yeah dude---you're better of going with something like ``You know, I think today may be your lucky day. I'm going to let you buy me a coffee.'' And have you rented Swingers yet?
Followed by ".. and then I'll lick you all over. Or shall we save that for tomorrow night?" That works as well. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
No even better. You can say ``You know, I think today may be your lucky day. I'm going to let you buy me a coffee, followed by some wild monkey sex in the bathroom.'' When she looks all disgusted, you say ``What, you don't like coffee?'' Genius.
no thats what people like me and you do. these guys have to try wierd things to talk to people. peace.
I'm glad its dark, or I'd have a problem pretending I'm not looking at you. or Even though its dark, you still glow. (used in Chernobyl)
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omg!!! ROFL...if some guy randomly gave that to me, i'd laugh at him hysterically, then kick him in the balls.... :bugeye:
Seriously---ANYbody can start a NORMAL conversation. People have normal conversations all the time. You've gotta take a woman out of her comfort zone.
You give an awful lot of confident advice for someone who, by his own admission, has only gotten lucky ONCE (or by another account, twice). Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
yeah well taking me too far out of my comfort zone makes me go the other way........and considering this is a woman you don't know how do you know what her comfort zone is? She could be very conservative.
Umm I'm not sure. Typical Saturday night out: "Hey Oli, whatcha been up to?" "I've found a metric derivation of the Milne-De Marre equation and it's made things much easier. All I need now is a simple formula to calculate velocity drop per kilometre when the coefficient of drag is unknown" "Err, yeah. So are you gonna buy me a drink or what?"
