Pics of me and friends!

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  1. draqon Banned Banned

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  3. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Liars burn in hell.

    Or as Johnny Cash said: "For every lie you tell you're gonna cry, cry, cry."
     
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  5. Susie Big Tits Registered Member

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    Look muslim i seen your picture, you are a woman in a female-mans body, you make michael jackson look manly, what you need is a good lesbian, i can your lesbian friend & ill show you how to put your make up on right, at the minute your putting on all over the place bro.

    So why dont you give me a call, and ill fix your shirley bassey haircut too love.
     
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  7. Pete It's not rocket surgery Registered Senior Member

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    Or he was holding it, not drinking it.
    Or the white balance on the camera wasn't quite right. Colours in snapshots aren't to be relied on, especially in awkward lighting.
     
  8. draqon Banned Banned

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    you deny the obvious don't you? And dont forget he did say he was holding an orange juice, so no he cannot contradict himself that it was indeed an alcoholic strictly forbidden by Koran beverage that he was holding as a true muslim
     
  9. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah I was just holding it. I thought it was the other bottle or Orange juice which I had drank earlier.

    Anyway can we just drop this? its like being in court. Damn that was bad!
     
  10. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    No am not a Lesbian. Anyway, am mainly its just the lighting makes me look a little feminine. Also I thought females liked guy who are in touch with their feminine side? And I don't put make up on, its just that I was straightening my eyebrows so I put some cream on. I have sensitive skin.
     
  11. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    We can drop it but not even a suicide bombing will get you into heaven now. You are doomed. I feel sorry for you now. Now you will have to spend eternity with guys like me.
     
  12. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    OK this pic looks manily of me I don't look gay here do I:

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    Come on guys don't fuck with my head!
     
  13. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    That depends.
     
  14. draqon Banned Banned

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    Does that cake contain alcohol? Many cakes are made with alcohol.
     
  15. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    cool

    shit...i thought that was a woman!


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    honestly
     
  16. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    #

    Can you get pissed off them?
     
  17. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Hmmm....you can really load up a cake with some heavy stuff. So yes, technically you could.
     
  18. Lil Light Foot Just a fuzzy lil Fyre ball. Registered Senior Member

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    Going back to that whole alcopop deal...

    1. Gangsters wouldn't touch a mere alcopop, they'd be on hard spirits.

    2. Where did the orange juice come from, and go to?

    3. who drank the contents of the alcopop bottle?

    4. How did you get the orange juice into the bottle?
     
  19. (Q) Encephaloid Martini Valued Senior Member

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    So, where are the women in that picture? Why are you having dinner with a bunch of guys with their arms all over each other?

    Is the burning of the US flag typical of a night out with the boys?
     
  20. draqon Banned Banned

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    girls are underneath the table doin their stuff...

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  21. Sock puppet path GRRRRRRRRRRRR Valued Senior Member

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    Here Muslim I've fixed your pic now so that you are manly, gangster like and religiously correct all at the same time.

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  22. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    bwhahahaha!

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    maybe a rocket launcher at the wall...
    but it's marvelous as it is, thanx
     
  23. Gustav Banned Banned

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    yup
    one of the coolest threads i come across here
    love it!
     
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