Porfirys alter ego???

Discussion in 'About the Members' started by alain, May 26, 2004.

  1. alain du hast mich Registered Senior Member

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    i was thinking, if i were the admin of this site, i would have a second user name, so that i could just chat about useless stuff and people wouldnt act like they do around an admin


    so the big question, if Porfiry did so, what is his alter-ego???

    1) not one of the mods
    2) just a guess, but over 1000 posts, under 2000
    3) keeps to the site rules
    4) writing style similar to porfs, but less formal (maybe)
    5) is online at the same sorta time of day as porf

    wait, he could actually change who he is every so often

    anyone got any thoughts?
     
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  3. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Yes, my thought is that it is you!

    What better to diminish suspicions by starting a thread like this!
     
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  5. Logically Unsound wwaassuupp and so on Registered Senior Member

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    what if its the monkey?
    what better way than to make that comment?
    - hes not a mod
    - hes got loads of posts
    - keeps to the rules
    - dunno about writing style. i dont see porfiry writing much.
    - yes, occasionally.
     
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  7. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    AHA, but PM would have been banned already a long time ago if I were Porfiry!

    Or didn't I just to mislead you!
     
  8. Logically Unsound wwaassuupp and so on Registered Senior Member

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    yes.
    HAHAHAHHA
    maybe you realized wed all think that and anyway, if porify hasnt banned him then your not porfiy and your whole argument is rubbish
    (is it)
     
  9. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Which probably brings us closer to the truth. I suspect that Proud_muslim might be the true alter ego of Porfiry.

    He is everything what Porfiry is not!
    He brakes all the rules and gets away with it!
    He is too one-dimensional to be real!
     
  10. Logically Unsound wwaassuupp and so on Registered Senior Member

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    perhaps.
    maybe.
    not.?
    he has just got banned for 3 days though.
     
  11. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    Perhaps I am Porf´s alter ego.
     
  12. goofyfish Analog By Birth, Digital By Design Valued Senior Member

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    Actually, Porf occasionally runs rampant under troll aliases. Sort of a Jekyll & Hyde thing.
    He runs amok across the forums, then bans himself when the shame becomes unbearable.
    He has been fast-eddie, Mallory Knox, WasiGermany, dickbaby, whirlwind and others.

    Shame, really. He's such a nice guy most of the time.

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    Peace.
     
  13. Logically Unsound wwaassuupp and so on Registered Senior Member

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    ARGRAHGRHAGRHAG


    dreamwalker is PORF.
    look, hes even got the same avatar.
    goofyfish: yesh probably, but im enjoying playing the role of zealous witch-hunter type gezer.
     
  14. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    Don´t you know, Sargentlard is also Porf

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  15. alain du hast mich Registered Senior Member

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    is anyone on this website NOT porf???
     
  16. Logically Unsound wwaassuupp and so on Registered Senior Member

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    you.
    im porfff....
    heheh not really
     
  17. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    I'm porf, that is to say I am played by porf. The character dr lou is nothing like me really ("me" meaning porfiry in this instance). Most of my other characters generally share my views but I made dr lou completely different.
    This alias is definately the most powerful, coolest, best looking and has the biggest healthiest penis as well.
     
  18. alain du hast mich Registered Senior Member

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    right everyone, you heard Porf, lets all bow down to lou
     
  19. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    lol, do you really think Porfiry would admit it if he had alternative personalities.

    It would be impossible to do this as having two users is against site rules...
     
  20. alain du hast mich Registered Senior Member

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    alright, he keeps to all site rules except the ones that he can get away with without being noticed

    and of course he wouldnt admit it, thats why we have to find out

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  21. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    And how does one propose we do that?
     
  22. alain du hast mich Registered Senior Member

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    *shrugs*
    send abusive letters to ppl 24/7 until they admit to being porf to shut us up
     
  23. Porfiry Nomad Registered Senior Member

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    Ah, getting rather warm there. I am in fact everyone on this site. The whole thing is just a place for my thousands of alternate personalities to run amuck. You're all just schizophrenic constructs of my mind. Sorry I had to break it to you guys.
     

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