Queen gendankenvere's tail

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Satyr, Jan 16, 2006.

  1. Satyr Banned Banned

    Hear a tale of woe and mirth
    Will warm you like a blazing hearth
    And open eyes to legendary
    members of sciforums aristocracy.

    A Queen there was of strength and poise
    That made so much unsightly noise
    And with her tongue she did impress
    Gathering around her a mannish mess

    She impressed us with her distant gaze
    A mind just like a secret maze
    And with her style she seemed aloof
    To the sounds of her own leaky roof

    In the throws of mundane babble
    The crowds around her lost and rabble.
    One spots her with trembling knees
    The needy Mephurastopheles

    At once with ‘lust’ he be stricken
    A desert soul his thirst betrayed him
    And from his mind he cannot erase
    the worshiped image of her face

    He twists and turns and will not rest
    Until his head, upon her breast
    Comes to find its perfect place
    His many nightmares away to chase

    The Queen is strict she will not budge
    Not with a push nor with a nudge
    A noble soul she does so seek
    A man to bear her Latin heat

    But Mephurastopheles cannot let go
    Obsessed with the Queen he wants to know
    And behold one day to her surprise
    A google hit, it did arise

    Soon after she hears a knock
    And before her a dainty ….cock
    Mephurastopheles woos, and wow!
    smoothes away her furrowed brow.

    Her frozen heart is laid asunder
    With hopes of children and her? ..A mother
    A legalCard she dreams to get
    And her performance here, to forget

    Yet all great gifts they have a price
    You paid it once you pay it thrice
    The noble Meph he does demand
    That no other will touch her royal hand

    He sees his chance and knows his mind
    The dreaded disease of his kind
    He forbids her to ever come and chat
    With those he cannot compete at that

    His tongue is thick his mind too slow
    To put up with another’s flow
    He knows one thing, and it is to fix
    machines that cause this dreaded mix

    Soon our Queen, she disappears
    No more she speaks no more she hears
    And in her wake, myriads of others
    Wonder if she ever bothers…

    Fenrisimo and Inventy too
    Wanted to be part of her crew
    And hate the way Mephistos won
    The noble hand of their chosen one

    And here ends my simple tune
    Upon which I might add another soon
    Some more words and tender verse
    The Satyr’s tongue can do no worse​
    Last edited: Jan 16, 2006
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  3. Satyr Banned Banned

    Google eyes and Google ears
    Mephisto wants to know
    How he can defeat his fears
    And finally come to glow

    His “father” he calls, from afar
    With shaky cracking voice
    To witness this mysterious shining star
    And find another choice

    He’s spent so much precious time
    Weeping in his pillow
    And to make up for his lack of rhyme
    He makes himself into a willow

    Now he brags about his prize
    Thinking that it matters
    That for the absence of physical size
    Information is what he gathers

    Obsession is his inner flame
    He cannot control it
    Nothing can stop him, not even shame
    To feed his needy spirit.

    But in time she will discover
    Who he really is
    And without the benefit of a cover
    Apparent will become, his disease​
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  5. Satyr Banned Banned

    Queen Gendankenvere’s tail
    And mexically roses hair
    Come and join me as I stare
    To one so fine and faire

    She was so tough, she was so blunt
    A wolverine in on the hunt
    Admire her acrobatic circus stunt
    turned out to be another …​
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  7. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

    Ha, you said breast.
  8. Satyr Banned Banned

    Shhhh....I'm discussing holiness.
  9. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

    What the hell are you talking about, you hairless nutsack?
  10. Neildo Gone Registered Senior Member

    Their obsession over sci-forumer Gendanken.


    - N
  11. Bowser Right Here, Right Now Valued Senior Member

    Honestly, that could be any one of us.
  12. Satyr Banned Banned

    What are little kiddies doing in my thread?
    Isn’t there some thread about sex, you guys can go to?
  13. Guyute Senior Member Registered Senior Member

    she is no queen......just a beast. Ask Mephura.

  14. Satyr Banned Banned

    You know he’s always standing there
    Amongst her royal pubic hair
    Waiting for a declaration
    To prove his undying adulation

    You know he’s always in her shade
    Hoping that the sun won’t fade
    Asking only to get laid
    And finally be a man that’s made

    You know that he’s around
    Sniffing like a loyal hound
    Eager that he will not be found
    Sniffing at her engorged mound

    You know that he pops up
    Ready to eat up her wisdom's slop
    A little bunny ready to hop
    To make up for his royal flop​
  15. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

  16. Bowser Right Here, Right Now Valued Senior Member

    Why do you care, Hapsburg? Someone is on a roll... Let it go

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  17. Satyr Banned Banned

    The reign of Queen …Eva?... is at an end
    Tore a hole into her mask she could not mend
    She talked herself amongst the sickly average
    And could not keep herself clean, within the… garbage

    Her ….needs, she could not, for long, deny
    No matter how she turned an indifferent eye
    And there she strolled to find a noble mate
    Amongst those she claimed she’d, forever, hate.

    Princes came to her from near and far
    To make her shine like a summer southern star
    Worship her like the queen she thinks she is
    And give what’s hers and take… what’s his

    First amongst them the famous desperate nexus
    He weaved a weave and plied a needy plexus
    To trap her in his obvious, needy webs
    And when he fails at her feet he whines and begs

    Then there was that soft and sensitive soul
    Seeking someone to feed off of and fill his hole
    Fear is a tyrant when one is so trapped
    And the bottle Fenris is in, he’s capped

    Let us not forget the winner of the tale
    He’s made a point to tell us he did not fail
    Mephurastopheles was the man she’d hoped he’d be
    A delicate flower needs a hellish stinging bee.

    But, alas, he failed to be… all of that
    A conniving idiot with a nosy google hat
    Clever petty games he frantically constructed
    Little girlish tactics he… reenacted.

    And now she’ll claim it was all a clever… fix
    Planned out, in detail, to shame and the cesspool mix
    But in her heart she knows she cannot escape
    The swarm of buzzing fleas around her cape

    The young have much to learn and much to gain
    From the viciousness of life and the incurable pain
    Hope is the last to die when highly seated
    In the hearts of the arrogant, vain and yet defeated

    But time heals all, including… pride
    Leaning on pretence, in folly it does reside
    Raising mists of smoke and false reflections
    It escapes a pathetic imbecile’s weak detections

    Perhaps with time a precious…card will come
    And from deportation, save her from
    And some Philosopher-King will soon appear
    To claim the heart of Latina gendankenavere

    And so the tale of Satyr is at a conclusion
    A “worm” he’ll slither away to another version
    It was all much fun, while it all lasted
    Took no pride at the foundations he… blasted

    But did enjoy the game...of give and take
    Many fun and vicious…for children’s sake
    Nothing really matters, this is true
    For the cruel hearts of the select, lonely few.

    So long children.
    It was fun.

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    Last edited: Jan 24, 2006
  18. Bowser Right Here, Right Now Valued Senior Member

    You're a keeper. Why not stick here for a bit longer.

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