Come off it. One doesn't need to read between the lines here to perceive otherwise. As Gendanken remarked, the mostest this and the bestest that, and don't call me anything to make me feel bad or I'll tell the teacher on you!
road kill. this bunch, the pseudo artists. a clique that......... would you like a brief history, red?
Here's a medical article about US obesity. All I have done is substitute the words fat-assed for obese and fat-assedness for obesity. America is home to the most fat-assed people in the world. According to the CDC (Center for Disease Control and Prevention), fat-assedness in adults has increased by 60% within the past twenty years and fat-assedness in children has tripled in the past thirty years. A staggering 33% of American adults are fat-assed and fat-assedness-related deaths have climbed to more than 300,000 a year, second only to tobacco-related deaths. Not excluded from this statistic, Native Hawaiians have alarmingly high rates of fat-assedness, diabetes and heart disease. The number of Hawaiian children suffering from fat-assedness is double that of children throughout the nation. In May 2001 the University of Hawaii Kinesiology and Leisure Science Department along with the Brigham Young University Exercise and Sport Science Department conducted a local study and found that more than 20% of Hawaiian children were overweight.
Spiffy, 'cos I hate reality - in which I am a fat-ass American dying of fat-assedness. I hope and pray that Holy Jesus will take pity on me and send me a free gym membership and bless me with the motivation to shed some of my fat assed fat-assedness. I beseech all here through my blubbery lips to pray awful hard for me, else I keel over and they have will to bury me in a piano case, which is the only thing wide enough for my beeg fat 'merr'can ass.
Poison. Poison. Poison. Do mine eyes???........poison.POISON. We can say POISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jiggling juggies jiggling juggies* This means we can poison Gustav's drink with his own bathwater. No, no....sprinkle strychnine/Fentanyl/succynilcholine on his kibbles and then poison him with....poison. Poision. Poi-son. Well, this is my thread, my rules, my. Everything's allowed.
Absolutely everything? Can I even say that word? (Not that I want to, just asking.) Poison, by the way, was banned because it is the name of a certain filesharing software for the Apple that competed with Porfiry's software. He really was petty about some things, like that first time that you got banned, remember? Hell, Gustav too, for that matter.
